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Well, that's one way to drive the point home, prof. Perhaps taking it a bit far though? Invasion of privacy and all that jazz. What'd you expect from a fine class of degenerates and academics and fratastic douchecanoes though? It's colllllege. Shoutout to whoever bought $240 worth of turtlenecks, by the way. 

These no-do-gooder, skullduggerous rascals were almost, almost clever enough to pull off their troublemaking ploys; but, giving credit where credit's due --- the ever observant parents were on top of their shit. 

Consider this a crash course for those out there inclined towards functional (or not at all...) degeneracy. Can't help but ponder how many college kids, once on track for higher learning, degrees, etc, found themselves hopelessly expelled post-Spring Break. Damn, did we have a lot of ridiculous, booze-soaked, maddening kind of material to work with this year! Anyways, read up on the idiots of the world that just weren't clever/smart enough to pull off lives outside the bounds of rule-abiding rationality.