How do we get this dude all future, thirsty creeps his number (without them knowing)? Seriously, the reality checks he's laying down are unapologetically ruthless. Apparently a lot of dudes don't realize it's weird to wait for a woman they don't know, outside the bathroom. But hey, no time like the present, for a nice wakeup call.
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"But your point is irrelevant because you made it minutes ago". Right there lies the mastery of the internet's most beloved troll. We've featured much of the mysteriously named, Ken M.'s work throughout the years, and everyone seems to appreciate his non-malicious, intelligent, and humorous approach toward poking fun at people taking themselves way too seriously on social media.
This poor dude texted the wrong number about going on a date, and next thing he knew he was breaking his heart over a clean-shaved leg. Always make sure you get a face to go with those. Let this be a lesson to us all.
This self-inflicted roasting stems from a rap battle between rappers Eminem and MGK (Machine Gun Kelly). They've smacked each other with a couple ruthless diss tracks, and the debate seems to still be raging on who took home the win. Anyways, in this case, MGK opened for Fall Out Boy, and asked the audience (attending the show for Fall Out Boy...) to flip off Eminem when he sang his diss track. Things backfired big time, and MGK found himself getting booed off the stage by irritated FOB fans that couldn't have given less of a sh*t about his Eminem diss track. Queue up the A+ social media trolling.
The context you need to know to fully enjoy this 419 scammer getting bested here, is that they apparently sent a check that was $1,500 over the price of a Craigslist offering. The phony check would've made a nice little dent in lawyer dad's account if he went ahead and tried to cash it. Granting access is the downfall there. Fortunately lawyer dad was not f**king around. So, behold: Scambaiting at its very finest.
I really hope this kid had another gig lined up, because his potential for any sort of reference is absolutely f**ked.
Solid build up with a massively satisfying payout.
Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor are back at it exchanging spicy tweets in a fiery Twitter spar. Just when it seemed like Mayweather had sealed the deal by bringing more attention to his victory over McGregor last summer, he ended up setting the stage for his own ultimate demise. Sometimes it's best to go out when you're on top.
