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Smash Mouth has spoken in regards to where they stand with the whole "Straight Pride Parade" being planned by a few dudes out of Boston. Simply put, they're not having any of it. And Twitter can't get enough of Smash Mouth yelling at the rest of the online world about how they feel about a "Straight Pride Parade." 

Oh how the times have changed. Music buying just ain't what it used to be. We can thank wild things like iPod's and Spotify playlists for that! 

That sketchy dude "Phil" is NOT to be trusted...

A trending Twitter hashtag inspired users to step forward and offer their takes on how to #RuinFridayIn4Words. The resulting tweets might remind you of the things you'd almost blocked out that can ruin a perfectly good, long awaited Friday. 

Sometimes, you need to ponder very deep thoughts, barefooted, at a cafe, surrounded by people with soured expressions trying to NOT smell your toe fungus. 

Author, Kate O'Neill used her platform on Twitter to encourage people participating in online activities like the recent, trending profile picture aging meme on Facebook, to slow down and think about it critically. O'Neill asks people to consider how willingly posting that information online for Facebook's seemingly sentient algorithm to digest, can have a ripple effect on society as a whole; how that information can be fed into worldwide databases, sold off to advertising agencies, and used to exploit the very people that upload it, without considering the impacts, in the process. She doesn't aim to inspire panic in this Twitter thread, but instead, she wants us to think critically when considering the fast-changing landscape of the world around us. Some solid advice! 

How do people actually operate on such an irrational, aggressively delusional level like this with the rest of the world. This customer didn't deserve the time of day. Job well done to the butcher here. 

There isn't much left for them to kill off...

Growing up is just realizing the world ain't that oyster it was made out to be. 

They were different times. 

We get it, the old times were better....

If there were ever a line in the world of face tattoos, Post Malone might've just fearlessly stumbled across it. Maybe drinking like a fish whilst smoking like a chimney are clouding his judgment? We'll let you be the judge. At least the roasts rolling in on the tide of his unsettled audience are A1. Gotta give it to him for recharging his beast of a clout-generating brand, once again. 

They're living in a world overran by a flood of equally incomprehensible abbreviations and bizarre jargon...and USA Today is here to play the part of a hero that the elders never asked for. They want to bridge the gap! What a time to be alive. Also, apparently Winston Churchill was v ahead of his time. Dude was just too lit to quit. Check out the original piece over here.

Bots have better game than these senseless goons.