treadmill

Cause if you skip leg day you might miss all this weirdness. Whether it's people using machines catastrophically wrong, lazier folks just setting up camp or some sinister looking doppelgängers, the gym can be more exciting than we ever imagined.

My joints ache just reading these painful displays of public humiliation. This is why being a couch potato pays off. Give me the sweet, soft pillowy confines of a couch perfectly molded to my lazy ass, with a jumbo bag of chips and bottomless bowl of queso any day of the week.