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Don't forget to take out the trash. Since you wrecked the place and trashed everything, it's time to stock up and pun yourself back into rhythm. These hilarious trash puns will have you recycling in no time, so make sure not to miss a single one.
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'Teenagers pushed us too far': Patient neighbors reach their limit after months of teenage craze and a late-night fence break-in, and get the family nearly evicted by texting the landlord a time-stamped video compilation
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Texas employee changes LinkedIn status to "Open to Work," now seeks legal protection after boss treats his social media post as a resignation letter
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'If you don't have a need for one, don't get it, tattoos are important', said one very wise mom: 23 Tattoo fails to remind you how permanent they are
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Naive 86-year-old scrapes couple's car in a supermarket lot, he offers $50 cash to settle it, repair estimate comes back at $2,000: ‘He wasn't trying to get over on me, I think he really thought it was about $50.’
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