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Don't forget to take out the trash. Since you wrecked the place and trashed everything, it's time to stock up and pun yourself back into rhythm. These hilarious trash puns will have you recycling in no time, so make sure not to miss a single one.

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‘Y'all have definitely vindicated me’: Woman leaves $40 steak hidden in the oven to marinate and gets mad when roomie burns it by accident, internet begs roomie not to pay her back

‘Y'all have definitely vindicated me’: Woman leaves $40 steak hidden in the oven to marinate and gets mad when roomie burns it by accident, internet begs roomie not to pay her back

Entitled resident throws a lawn party and trashes neighborhood as a result, neighbor collects the garbage for her, only to dump it all at her doorstep: ‘What did you really expect?’

Entitled resident throws a lawn party and trashes neighborhood as a result, neighbor collects the garbage for her, only to dump it all at her doorstep: ‘What did you really expect?’

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Karen keeps using neighbor's trash can, causing it to overflow and violating HOA policies, neighbor gets even and gets Karen fined: 'I took her trash out of my cans and placed the bags [on] her porch'

Karen keeps using neighbor's trash can, causing it to overflow and violating HOA policies, neighbor gets even and gets Karen fined: 'I took her trash out of my cans and placed the bags [on] her porch'

Resident throws their waste on neighbor's property, then refuses to move it for weeks, neighbor cleverly blocks her driveway with it in response: ‘Hopefully she moves it before it snows and freezes'

Resident throws their waste on neighbor's property, then refuses to move it for weeks, neighbor cleverly blocks her driveway with it in response: ‘Hopefully she moves it before it snows and freezes'

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Cashier humbles a demeaning customer after getting totally disrespected, watching a Kevin rummage through gross trash to recover his receipt: ‘He lost his attitude’

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Man gets revenge on entitled roommates after months of them mooching off his food and throwing his groceries in the dumpster, he ends up on top

College roommates try to mooch off of man's food for months and throw his groceries in the dumpster as a ‘prank’, man returns the favor and gets their admission on tape

‘She finally left grumbling’: Entitled neighbor demands to throw trash in resident's rented dumpster, they refuse, leading to a dispute when she dumps it behind their back

‘She finally left grumbling’: Entitled neighbor demands to throw trash in resident's rented dumpster, they refuse, leading to a dispute when she dumps it behind their back

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'Karma? YES!!': Litterbug mom watches her three kids dump trash everywhere on a roadtrip, but bad parenting gets met with instant karma

Jesse Kessenheimer

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entitled landlord backtracks on prior payment agreement with tenant, he breaks into her apartment and dumps her stuff as a way to warn her of eviction

‘He hid my keys’: Roommate-turned-landlord dumps woman's belongings outside despite an agreed upon late rent payment agreement, her wallet is stolen as a result

'Two crows have extorted me into providing them boiled eggs': Suburban resident fights back against crafty birds who targeted their trash

'Two crows have extorted me into providing them boiled eggs': Suburban resident fights back against crafty birds who targeted their trash

Resident blocks neighbor's gate with waste, ensuring they can't leave their house, as payback for neighbor refusing to clean up when trimming his trees: ‘Ever heard of a dumpster?’

Resident blocks neighbor's gate with waste, ensuring they can't leave their house, as payback for neighbor refusing to clean up when trimming his trees: ‘Ever heard of a dumpster?’

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'You can't be here!': Karen calls the cops on park worker for trespassing and littering while he was doing his job

'You can't be here!': Karen calls the cops on park worker for trespassing and littering while he was doing his job

HOA fines guy for using his trash bins, he maliciously complies to get them off his back: ‘I’ll let you know every time I use my garbage can’

HOA fines guy for using his trash bins, he maliciously complies to get them off his back: ‘I’ll let you know every time I use my garbage can’

'Hiked a mountain... a monkey stole my water': 20 Times the great outdoors were mildly infuriating

'Hiked a mountain... a monkey stole my water': 20 Times the great outdoors were mildly infuriating

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‘I stuffed trash through their mail slot’: Man sends neighboring students a message by stuffing their entrance with trash following neighborly dispute

‘I stuffed trash through their mail slot’: Man sends neighboring students a message by stuffing their entrance with trash following neighborly dispute

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'Instead of raises we get "Work Bux"': 20 Retail workers share the little things that get on their nerves

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Step-father trying to connect with step-daughter overhears her calling him ‘pathetic,’ so he resells the car he bought her: ‘I told her how much her words hurt, she rolled her eyes’

Step-father trying to connect with step-daughter overhears her calling him ‘pathetic,’ so he resells the car he bought her: ‘I told her how much her words hurt, she rolled her eyes’

16-year-old tells grandparents that he has "no family" after being let down by his parents and extended family: 'My parents used to fight [about who] had to take me'

16-year-old tells grandparents that he has "no family" after being let down by his parents and extended family: 'My parents used to fight [about who] had to take me'

Step-grandma insists on pink-themed surprise party for 5-year-old despite her instance she hates the color, mom takes her home: 'We’re not coming. We’re taking the kids to McDonalds'

Step-grandma insists on pink-themed surprise party for 5-year-old despite her instance she hates the color, mom takes her home: 'We’re not coming. We’re taking the kids to McDonalds'

Job candidate gets told to leave the interview after they ask to eat lunch in the office instead of going out with the team: ‘You didn't pass the vibe check’

Job candidate gets told to leave the interview after they ask to eat lunch in the office instead of going out with the team: ‘You didn't pass the vibe check’

Employee quits bad job, leaves piles of work for their impolite boss: 'I will never forget the expression of defeat in his face at the last day'

Employee quits bad job, leaves piles of work for their impolite boss: 'I will never forget the expression of defeat in his face at the last day'

26-year-old fresh employee complains about burnout after 4 months of work, getting first taste of being a self-sustaining adult: ‘I can’t do mental work for 8 hours in a day, I feel like I can handle like 3, 4 hours max’

26-year-old fresh employee complains about burnout after 4 months of work, getting first taste of being a self-sustaining adult: ‘I can’t do mental work for 8 hours in a day, I feel like I can handle like 3, 4 hours max’

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