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Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Most Boring Car Ever Is a Masterclass in Salesmanship

This person somehow managed to write a craigslist ad that made the world's most boring, practical car sound exciting. The Toyota Avalon. It's what you deserve.

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bumper celica convertible duct tape fender front bumper sports car toyota - 6474934528
By Lamia
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At least the duct tape blends in with the color of the car... almost. It's not "broken," it's "having a certain rugged charm."

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Apparently they needed another brake light. I'd say a clue is also high on their list of needs.

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By Brian
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Or perhaps art on the rim would be more accurate.

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corolla hood mcdonalds cup plywood toyota - 6035082496
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From the submitter: "Four times totaled (three by me). I plan to have a McDonalds cup for the hood ornament (light up). 150xxx miles, drove into a tree which is why there's the plywood. Also hit a bridge, and a highway median... great car never broken down! NEVER HAHAHAHAAA."

Jeez, what do you plan on hitting next? The International Space Station?

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