Turns out that tourist rocking the oversized tee, shorts, and a loud demeanor is just an American tourist. That, or this AskReddit thread dedicated to the ways people can tell a tourist is American, is far off the mark.
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Members of a certain British family have been classified as "worse than pigs," and they're in the process of being deported as we speak. The nation of New Zealand had enough. You don't dirty their beaches with reckless abandon. Auckland Mayor, Phil Goff, was quoted during his rage-riddled rant on a radio station, saying, "these guys are trash. They are leeches."
New Zealand's assistant general manager of immigration, Peter Devoy, provided the unsettled nation with the update they sorely needed to hear; and announced that they'd been issued a deportation notice on the grounds of "matters related to character."
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This idiotic rescue attempt took place at Yellowstone National Park. Yellowstone visitors are asked to stay at least 25 yards away from large animals and are not allowed to approach wildlife, however, this father-son duo wasn't about to let silly rules stop their heroic rescue attempt.
Law enforcement rangers were called when the father-and-son approached the station "seriously worried that the calf was freezing and dying.” The calf was returned to its fam, and its rescuers were ticketed.
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This idiotic rescue attempt took place at Yellowstone National Park. Yellowstone visitors are asked to stay at least 25 yards away from large animals and are not allowed to approach wildlife, however, this father-son duo wasn't about to let silly rules stop their heroic rescue attempt.
Law enforcement rangers were called when the father-and-son approached the station "seriously worried that the calf was freezing and dying.” The calf was returned to its fam, and its rescuers were ticketed.
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Let's just pretend he's using this as an anti-theft device. His trust in starngers is well-below average.
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WARNING: Obviously work-unsafe things are being said and expressed in this video. Also, bonus on-the-job drinking!
Now you won't look like a huge jackass! Happy travels!
