too drunk

Holy sh*t this chick is legendary levels of wasted. 

WHY WAS SHE ON THE FRIDGE?

This poor old Uber driver went through a literal hellride. The insides of her car must've smelled like the underbelly of a Smirnoff distillery. You've gotta love the ups and downs we witness here -- at one point our starring crazy drunk lady almost seems like she might try to become besties with the driver, before she gives in to a full-fledged, slurred, sh*tshow of a breakdown.

At least she got to Jack In The Box though, amiright?...