tongue
You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.
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Entitled tenant gives a month's notice to homeowners, they arrive at the house at the due date, only to find out she hasn't left at all: ‘I pay rent, so I own this house’
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Karen tries to claim ownership of the place she has been renting for 20 years: 'I pay rent, so I own this house'
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Parents object to 16-year-old getting a job after they repeatedly refuse to pay for the care of his 3 younger siblings, aged 12, 10, and 7 years old: 'I reminded them that they get what they pay for'
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Micromanager threatens employee if he sees him wearing headphones in the office again, so employee invests in invisible earbuds
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‘My union rep will be in touch’: Boss demands employee provide a doctor's note for every sick day but refuses to pay for it, employee gets the demand in writing, then files for grievance
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'A slight misunderstanding at the bakery': 20 Bakery mistakes and messed-up cakes
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