Tom Cruise

This feels like it could be scripted or something. It's too much cringe to be real life. Too much. 

Sit back and witness the mesmerizing interview of Tom Cruise where he does a whole lot of talking, without saying anything at all. It's bizarre and very hard to stop watching. 

How is it possible for someone to talk SO MUCH without saying anything at all? No wonder those scientologists tried to wipe this silly video from the face of the earth in 2008. If it hits the internet, it is forever. 

STRONG culty vibes with this, no?

The rules of AskReddit clearly state: "AskReddit is for thought-provoking, discussion-inspiring questions. If your question can be answered by google, or in one word, it isn't right for AskReddit."

Rules, shmules.

Redditor elkresurgence threw caution to the wind this morning when he asked: "Which famous person needs to come out already?"

Within hours, every single response read "Tom Cruise."

Then, DutchessPDX brought everyone back to earth:

I think we need to stop speculating on who's gay and who's straight and let people get on with their lives. Gay or straight doesn't matter. But obviously Tom Cruise.

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