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How is it possible for someone to talk SO MUCH without saying anything at all? No wonder those scientologists tried to wipe this silly video from the face of the earth in 2008. If it hits the internet, it is forever.
Tom Cruise
Yes, you read that one right. Justin Bieber wants to throw hands with Tom Cruise, maybe we live in a strange enough time where that request isn't mission impossible. The odds that Justin Bieber would get his sun-bleached, wiry ass beat are sky high. Twitter users are tearing into Bieber with their finest onslaught of roasts to honor his ridiculous request.
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The rules of AskReddit clearly state: "AskReddit is for thought-provoking, discussion-inspiring questions. If your question can be answered by google, or in one word, it isn't right for AskReddit."
Rules, shmules.
Redditor elkresurgence threw caution to the wind this morning when he asked: "Which famous person needs to come out already?"
Within hours, every single response read "Tom Cruise."
Then, DutchessPDX brought everyone back to earth:
I think we need to stop speculating on who's gay and who's straight and let people get on with their lives. Gay or straight doesn't matter. But obviously Tom Cruise.
