The fans and haters are not feeling this tweet, Tom Brady. Should've kept yourself busy staying off Twitter.
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Tom Brady and his cartoonishly enormous coat are back, and people on Twitter can't get enough of it. I mean, can you blame them? That thing is HUGE. Just what is Tom Brady hiding under there? And it's worth noting, this isn't the first time he's broken out a beast of a coat. See here, for that reminder.
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Following a brutal 42-27 loss to the KC Chiefs last night, we were gifted with the glorious gift that is the red-faced angry hockey dad Tom Brady meme. Dude is (rightfully) pissed AF. Naturally, the trolls of the internet banded together to kick the frustrated QB while he was down; and proceeded to caption the shit out of this gem....
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Sure, they lost a Super Bowl bet against Roger Williams Park Zoo in Providence, Rhode Island, and these are some truly trying circumstances; but at least anyone who actively rooted (continues to root) against the Patriots can consider themselves the real winners in this situation. If we get really lucky in this situation, maybe Brady will step up with a retort. Or he's still too busy out there hunting down his stolen Super Bowl game jersey.
Ah, the good old tired, grouchy post-Super Bowl Monday morning, where we're all sleepily wading through a sea of bleary-eyed, burned out boozehounds with solidly pulverized livers, hating themselves as much as they already hated Monday. Or maybe you couldn't give less of a turd about last night's game or football in general. That is unless, you're a Patriots fan. In that case you mos def called in sick to work because you're probably still drunk right now, wrapping up an extensive bottomless mimosa and/or Bloody Mary-soaked brunch, to keep the celebration from last night's last call, going. Either way, the memelords of the world had a lot of material to work with after last night's massive comeback by the Patriots, to beat the Falcons in overtime. These memes in particular, didn't fail to keep us entertained.
Via The Rock
What do the The Rock, Tom Brady, and cameras on tripods have in common. They’re the recipe for one of the strangest YouTube videos around.
Let’s rundown what’s going on here:
- It opens with The Rock calling out Tom Brady for some reason. Deflate gate? Is that still a thing?
- They cut to Tom Brady telling the Rock that he’s sending him some new Tom Brady Underarmor
- The Rock tells us that he sleeps naked.
- The Rock refers to his penis as “peen-asaurus”
- The Rock plugs Baywatch.
Fin.
Is this an ad for Under Armor? Baywatch? The Rock’s brand? Somebody, help! Can any of 35,000 people that watched this thing help???
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Via @alexburnsNYT
Donald Trump has said a lot of things this election season, but there’s one thing none of us should stand for: Lying about our professional athletes and supermodels. Professional athletes and supermodels are the backbone of this country. They are who we aspire to be, and who we bow down before, hanging our heads in shame.
This makes Tom Brady’s supposed endorsement of Donald Trump all the more disturbing.
The New York Post reports that Donald Trump said to a rally on Monda that he spoke to Brady and recieved his vote. Trump recounted their conversation:
“Great guy, great friend of mine — great, great champion. Unbelievable winner. He called today and he said, ‘Donald, I support you, you’re my friend, and I voted for you.
And I said, ‘So Tom. You voted for me, you support me, am I allowed to say it tonight at this massive crowd in New Hampshire?’ He said, ‘If you want to say it, you can say it.’”
However, in the hours that passed, word finally got to Tom Brady’s wife, supermodel Gisele Bündchen. On Instagram, a fan put it bluntly, asking “Gisele I heard you and Tom were backing Trump! Is that true??”
Giesle’s reply was brief: “NO!”
And there you have it, folks. This election season has brought out a lot in all of us. We struggle as a nation to bridge great divides between us and find our place in this crazy, mixed-up world. It’s hard enough, but at least we can rely on our supermodels and professional athletes to be there for us, speak for themselves, and never get lost in the fray.
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Via Uproxx
The New England Patriots played all day as if they were wearing ankle weights against the New York Jets, but still managed to push the game past regulation into overtime with a late and shining moment of clutch city from Tom Brady. Let's just say things went downhill fast soon as OT started.
In an act of madness the Patriots chose to kickoff, after winning the coin flip for overtime.
Here is the transcript of the coin toss at MetLife. Seems like Slater just made a mistake. Game-changer. pic.twitter.com/ajuyE0u2Ml
— Kevin Seifert (@SeifertESPN) December 27, 2015Whoops?
@MikeGarafolo pic.twitter.com/9dLTXxMSOv
— Eli Chesner (@eli_chesner) December 27, 2015Unsurprisingly it took the Jets a mere five plays to drive down the field for a six-yard TD pass from Ryan Fitzpatrick to Eric Decker for the win.
Via The Smoking Gun
From the Smoking Gun:
When questioned by police, Thompson said that he purchased the "Master Kush" Spice "from a black male for $15" at a downtown park, according to a police report. Thompson reportedly told cops that he did not know Spice was illegal in Florida, claiming that it was "still legal in New Hampshire," his home state.
Thompson, who said that he moved to Florida three weeks prior to his September 10 arrest, was charged with felony drug possession and trespassing, a misdemeanor. He is being held in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $1500 bond.
