toddlers

Oh, the unparalleled panic of losing your kid at the store. It's common knowledge that kids are weird and dumb, and as it stands they shouldn't be trusted. Look away for a second and they're off trying to drink toilet water or join a new family. Sure, we eventually grow to resent the illogical things our parents do, but for a real long time it's you being the idiot.

Parents are describing the mind boggling questions that their toddlers asked them. Some toddlers are born into the world, and filled to the brim with questions. They might question everything, endlessly. And some of the questions will seem devoid of logic as we know it. Maybe all that questioning of the way things are is its own kind of wisdom. Who knows?

When these toddlers whipped up their recipes for their class cookbook, absolutely hilarious recipes ensued. We need more! It's just that simple. These are too good. 

Tread with caution cause these tweets and memes about parenting might hit painfully close to home! If you're teetering on the edge of deciding whether you're going to have kids or not, these might push you in one direction. 

Well, the cats outta the bag, and he's a little devil! These unprepared toddlers got blindsided by some crazed little creatures. Straight up brutal. 

Toddlers are the little overenthusiastic, unfiltered cheerleaders we never ask for. They chime in with well-meaning sentiments of unapologetic vulgarity, when what we might want, is to absolutely not be noticed. These little stories from mortified and embarrassed parents, are hilariously wholesome, but also amazingly brutal. But hey, thus is the life of a toddler who doesn't give a flying f**k! 

Because sometimes you want to dress your little tike up as a woodland creature.