toaster

popper toast toaster - 6897246208
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If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!

christmas stand christmas tree toaster - 6876057856
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The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.

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awry bread breakfast diet coke rye toast toaster - 6491206656
By Mike
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This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

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Hall of Fame pabst pabst blue ribbon pbr pbr toaster toast toaster - 6336217856
By Unknown
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My toast came out of the toaster, and it looked like the word "Pabst" was written on it! That's better than seeing the Virgin Mary!

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accident breakfast burning class fire hotel How To seminar toaster - 5412147456
Via Reddit
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From the Reddit submitter:

I set up continental breakfast in a hotel where guests constantly set croissants on fire in the toaster... My boss put this up in our kitchen after I suggested we have a class on how to use a toaster (I'm Brendan).
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cooking kludge dual use pizza toaster - 5411144960
By Unknown
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If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA

clever cooking dual use not a kludge toaster - 5295612416
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Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.

~NSHA