toaster

If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!

The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.

It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...

This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

My toast came out of the toaster, and it looked like the word "Pabst" was written on it! That's better than seeing the Virgin Mary!

Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.

From the Reddit submitter:

I set up continental breakfast in a hotel where guests constantly set croissants on fire in the toaster... My boss put this up in our kitchen after I suggested we have a class on how to use a toaster (I'm Brendan).

If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA

Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.

~NSHA