A romance novel called "But You're a Horse"? You had us at "Horse". What will the neigh-bors think? Sounds like a real page-turner.
These new book titles will make you want to stick to the movie adaptations.
OMG! Do you have "I Get Knocked Down" by Chumbawumba? I LOVE that song!
Children's literature: really an insidious plot to subliminally teach children how to poop.