titanic

Cracked writer Daniel Dockery went to twitter to share the time he tried getting a girl's attention by writing a sequel to her favorite movie. The effort was there, but so were time travel and Star Wars references. Things went about as well as the first Titanic.

Seems like we're tempting some kind of fate here, no? I mean, come on. Read more on what's showing ominous signs of utter catastrophe over here.