tires

Or perhaps art on the rim would be more accurate.

Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!

If you have a little lack of hair at the back of your head, try applying a patch of duct tape. I promise people will stop staring at your bald spot.

~NSHA

Not bad, but his head isn't covered. He needs to find a very tiny tire.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Spinners might be a better option. His hands must be getting... tired.

~NSHA

Is another man's freaking awesome footwear. Good work, kid. If I were near you I would buy everything in stock.

~NSHA

When compressed air becomes a precious commodity, drivers take some desperate measures to save money.

~NSHA

Somehow, you will still manage to step on this piece.

~NSHA

Seeing how every single piece of this is junk, does it really qualify as a kludge?

~NSHA