We're all doin' our best out here.

It never ends.

Don't do these.

There is a whole lot of bad advice out there. And not just financial or relationship advice. Literal survival advice. And that's the most basic thing. So here is some clarification to dispel some of the more popular survival myths that people like to propagate. And to increase your odds even more, here are some basic survival rules everyone should know.

Why not learn some extra tricks?

Don't do 'em.

Don't give in to the smooth cakes.

They're dumb.

It can be brutal out there.

What makes a person attractive is subjective, but like, man brush your teeth.

Absolutely amazing.

What a lovely world we live in.

Hotcakes are basically pancakes, right?

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

"Computers are a fad honey, the real money is in typewriters."

Ah, "advice."