Bro, do you even swipe? Whatever you're doing with your tinder, you're doing it wrong. This profile might make your heart skip a beat, but it better not skip leg day. We applaud a sense of humor like this on a dating app. Looks like she can pick up just about anyone or anything.
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You thought Tinder was about having a clever pick-up line or being rich, handsome or tall? Okay, those might help but also all you need is a good imagination and the ability to write a quick story about a duck. Hopefully this doesn't end in unsolicited duck pics.
The population of Tinderers never fails to keep things comfortably on the side of immaturity, spicy witty banter, bold (and/or clueless) pickup lines, and shamelessness. These are all A+ examples. If you need more of what the wild word of Tinder has to offer, look over here.
What a gent we have here. He offered her his last 100 bucks! I mean, that kind of selfless, wholesomely motivated action warrants a response right? Well, therein lies this guy's biggest problem, and that's that he's pestering a woman who went on Tinder to broadcast her search for a sugar daddy. It was a joke from the get go, my dude. Love can be a blinding beast of a thing. Hopefully he's able to move on....
Alrighty, so what do we think here? Is she way too young and glaringly crazy to be putting something like this together for the sole sake of a damn right swipe? Or are we just looking at a young woman who wants to tout some polished Powerpoint skills for any potential interested dudes out there? Who's to say.
You could say the conversations that ensued after she cleverly created a Tinder profile for her lamp were nothing short of electrifying. Turns out there's a world of thirsty dudes out there, chomping at the bits for a good looking lamp. Who'd have thunk it?
