thug life

If you've never been shot in the chest just after midnight, then been ready to give a local news interview at 5 am, you've got nothing on Devon Hawkins.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, MAN.

Warning: Adorably bad language in this video.

Prison: Where you build up your body and ruin it with ugly tattoos at the same time.

WARNING: Some language in this video.