threats

This person was offering some Easter decorations over Facebook on a first come first serve basis. This person said they'd pick them up, didn't, and then it just kind of turned into this. Seems like she might be projecting. The internet is teeming with entitled people and their unreasonable demands, like this mom who lashed out against her babysitter who got a better job.

There's a lot in a name. Some stuff that should be taken more seriously like deep vein thrombosis or hurricane evacuation areas gets bogged down under a name more pleasant than it should be. Other things like particular food and games would sound less dangerous if the name was more accurate. Other stuff, particularly urinal cakes, could just use a much more fun update.

These signs go above and beyond in their ability to convey danger. And that's good, they're supposed to keep people from doing stupid things that could make them lose their lives. But that doesn't stop them from being almost comically spooky.

Whether the phrasing is ultra imposing, or the threat itself is an absolute nightmare, these signs go above and beyond when it comes to keeping people away. Danger lurks everywhere, so much so that there's a whole 'nother batch of these signs right over here.

This has to be someone trolling. Please, by the grace of all that is good, let this be someone trolling. If not, the woman selling the bike did the right thing. People like this should be reported to the police. I honestly don't know what that choosing beggar was thinking - how dim can you be? She really thought that would work? 

There you are, just minding your own business. And all of a sudden, a helpful sign tells you that there is a monkey. The sign doesn't tell you where the monkey is, just that it's around. And that it bites. And if you try to fight, you can't win. That's just one of the signs. What else is out there?

You don't want to mess with these extreme badasses. Oh man, if you get in their way, they'll explain online what they would hypothetically do to you. Get ready for some unnecessary threats.

Mere mortals will quiver in fear at the power these badasses wield. Don't make them angry, because even they don't know what they're capable of.