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The warning signs here are doing a great job. Like if you find yourself about to swim and then notice a little ol' ENORMOUS SIGN in all caps that says "THIS RIVER IS CONTAMINATED WITH FECAL BACTERIA" you may find yourself a little dissuaded from jumping in. So good job, terrifying signs of the world. Some of these signs don't even know they're scary, sinister or weird, but that doesn't make them not have a threatening aura.

You wouldn't think there could be so many threats out there, but apparently every machine, animal and tree is trying to get you. Some signs are intentionally scary, some are just spooky by circumstance. Either way, all these scary signs have something about them that makes you go "aw hell no."

The world is a big, complicated place. Threats are everywhere, and some are more obvious than others. Who knew some cute seals could be so dangerous? But for the love of god don't ever screw around with an overflowing pot of chili in a newly cleaned car.

These signs go above and beyond in their ability to convey danger. And that's good, they're supposed to keep people from doing stupid things that could make them lose their lives. But that doesn't stop them from being almost comically spooky.

These signs do not need to repeat themselves. It could be anything, like possible ebola contamination or a mysterious door that should never be opened. The specificity, or sometimes vagueness of these particular signs makes it abundantly clear that their threats are not to be trifled with.

We're not completely sure what's going, but what's clear here is that @drewtoothpaste is into Ohio and threatening ass kickings. It's dumb, but kinda funny.