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Tumblr Explains The Origins of Losing The Game

Sorry everyone. "The Game" is something many of us played and only succeeded in losing, and now it's time to once again take up that heavy mantle of failure. When one Tumblr user asked what the hell all this game losing was about, another was compelled to explain the burden so many of us live with the this day. For more Tumblr, here are various Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr explains the early 2000s phenomonon of losing "The Game." | rainnecassidy If old enough remember just lost Game. raggedyanndy
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Tumblr Thread: Pokémon Drawn to Actual Scale

An ekans doesn't seem nearly as imposing when it looks like it could crawl out of a tailpipe. Many of us grew up with the global phenomenon of Pokémon searing its mark into our childhoods, and a lot of time has been lost on those games for good reason. This Tumblr Thread explains how the Pokémon probability system is madness. Also, here's a thread on why Mr. Mime is the creepiest Pokémon.

Tumblr thread about Pokemon being drawn the sizes of the animals they are based on | sinnerbird im going start thread pokemon drawn sizes things theyre based on here start very-salty-popcorn very small boi enters
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Tumblr Thread Explains "Dangers" of Black-Tiled Pools and Gullibility

It starts out really making sense, then you're like all right this is getting extreme? Then upon closer inspection, possibly by employing your crackerjack critical thinking skills you read the username and you're like "oh." The creative minds of Tumblr never stop, leading to some totally random, funny and bizarre Tumblr nuggets.

Absurd made up dangers of black pool Tumblr thread | facs facts--just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because absorbs all light heats up very fast. If exposed direct sunlight takes all UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F boiling point water. So if did coat pool material water would boil as soon as sun touched killing everyone swimming
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Tumblr Turns Ant Thread Into A Holy War

So it started with a goofy observation on ants getting your attention, and then someone gave it some more thought and re-characterized this whole thing as you taking on the God role in an ant war. A simple story prompt or small idea can spin into a whole thing, like this Tumblr thread about wildlife fighting off an alien invasion or this short story about lies making scars. For short bursts of creative weirdness  here a bunch of Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr thread about being ant god resulting in ant war | cerothenull S quinnred probablybadrpgideas If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath why can't humans be summoned by ants answer is they should be. 20thcenturyvole Well if bunch ants formed circle my house l'd certainly notice, try figure out where they'd all come and possibly wreak destruction there. | weasowl 's why knowing and correctly pronouncing true name is so important ritual. Imagine impossible would be not go ta
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Tumblr User Explains Why Lone Baby Deer Is Probably Fine

A limited knowledge of animals and a well timed photo can send the wrong message, and this person is here to explain why it's probably not as sad as it looks. For more people enlightening other people on how animals actually work, here's a thread on farm animals that takes a dark turn.

Tumblr thread on why Deer leave their fawns alone | fawn curled up beside fake deer which is used target practice | vampireapologist lot people are super upset by this, so here is reminder someone who has worked professionally with deer fawn tucked down alone like this is almost never an orphan. Fawns are extremely small, and their best defense is stay hidden as often as possible. Unless they are nursing or moving new spot, tucking themselves down grass or against bigger objects is their best de
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Tumblr Thread: Why No One on The USS Enterprise Has Pockets

Leave it to Tumblr to ask incredibly specific questions about the world of Star Trek and then rationalize the living hell out of them. It's kind like the time Tumblr had questions about gay Klingons. Tumblr asks interesting questions that make for good sci fi, like this thread about an alien invasion fought off by wildlife.

Tumblr thread on why no one in Star Trek has pockets | jimkerk least realistic thing about star trek is starfleet uniforms don't have pockets and nobody complains about crisisoninfintefandoms My instinct is agree with this, but like really think about No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/ fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet. Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering code. No keys.
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Woman Gives Synopsis of Jesus Time Travel Assassination Movie

Apparently Assassin 33 AD just came out and it has a few people confused. Honestly, it's extremely hard to tell from the reviews and trailers if this is some low budget goofball satire, weird fundamentalist propaganda or an ill-fated sci-fi christian fever dream. Laura Robinson gives an interesting account on the film.

Woman's Twitter thread on real Time Travel Jesus Assassination movie | Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h There is deadly serious Christian action movie about Muslims who invent time travel so they can go back time and kill Jesus so he can't die our sins and course my husband bought because he's an actual monster. Q 87 2727 444 Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h My husband finds this hilarious have cringed myself back injury which will never recover. 04 109 Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h As an adult con
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Tumblr Has Questions about Gay Klingons

Tumblr gets itself into some interesting rabbit holes regarding the mating habits of fictional creatures, like this Tumblr thread that asks the hard questions about centaurs. Tumblr never runs out of sci-fi concepts and questions, which result in some pretty creative threads like this one about how humans are durable space orcs.

Tumblr thread about mating habits of gay klingons | demongoth thinking about klingon courting works by female roaring and throwing heavy objects and male reading love poetry demongoth gay klingons:
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Woman Details Her Chickens' Charming Lesbian Relationship

What started as a quarantine buddy with a silly name developed into a hen relationship. If only love stories in our own lives could be so straightforward. For some more stuff about animals, here's a funny list of all the animals one Tumblr user's grandpa brought home.

Twitter story of chicken relationship | Amanda Brunton @Amand 19h This is Domino. She's hen rescued. She wants lay an egg, but has keep stopping order SCREAM AT WIND every time there's big gust. Life as chicken is very complicated sometimes. 2,523 views 27 30 160 | New hens have be quarantined, preferably with quarantine buddy way, if they have recovered something infectious but remain carrier find out other bird gets sick learned some carpentry and made her coop, and bought her new friend. 27 5
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Twitter Thread on Wizards as Magic Snobs

Oliver Clegg's assertion isn't far off from the real world. Study anything, be it food, sports or apparently the arcane and you start to become a nauseating douche about it. People get creative with wizard stuff all the time, like this short and sweet Tumblr thread on a wizard IT guy. For a wholesome one, here's a thread about a guy's grandma who fell in love with d&d while battling cancer.

Twitter thread on how wizards are like magical wine snobs | Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger always imagine #dnd wizards be bit like wine purists FIGHTER need fire spell, now! WIZARD: oho well this *is* interesting (opens book) aganazzar's scorcher? incendiary cloud? perhaps quick 'essaim de météores if 's not too robust at this time day-
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Whale Explosion Thread is a Lesson in Listening to Experts

The Doncaster Council narrated a thread on the infamous Oregon whale explosion of 1970, and how it's a good example on why it's a good idea to listen to experts, especially in times like these. For some more weird history, here's a tumblr thread that makes history fun.

Twitter thread on whale explosion is lesson in listening to experts when it comes to coronavirus | Doncaster Council Doncaster Council @MyDoncaster November 1970, officials Oregon, USA decided blow up rotting whale carcass whole thing went horribly wrong. Why do bring this up? Well, this story can teach us 3 things about #coronavirus
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Tumblr Agrees Cats Talk like Disparaged Victorian Children

If you've ever seen a cat look at you with longing or desperate hatred in its eyes for the simple act of not petting it so much or only feeding it as much as usual, you'll get what this Tumblr thread is on about. Here are some Tumblr comedy gems to keep the day moving, as well as more nuggets of gold from Tumblr's busy brains.

Tumblr thread on how cats are needy and talk like disparaged victorian children | froody Removes my cat my lap do something else My cat: Father is evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable love am running away am packing my little rucksack and going out explore world as lone vagabond can no longer thrive this household.
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Short Tumblr Thread On Places That Jokingly "Don't Exist"

When it comes to inside jokes among countries, it's actually fairly common to have a running gag about a town or place that doesn't exist. Tumblr hatches nuggets of gold from its busy brains, like this tumblr thread that makes history fun.

Tumblr thread on places people say don't exist as a joke | Germans have running gag where they pretend town Bielefeld does not exist. Even Angela Merkel talked about meeting she had Bielefeld, she added:.if exists at all Bielefeld has even released statement insisting= their existence, but unknowing. ly published on April 1. memeguy-com Why should Germans be only ones having this kind fun Fellow citizens United States nominate Wyoming abessinier Ladies and gentlemen present Bielefeld Conspiracy
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Nostalgic Twitter Thread Is a Voyage Through The Past

Twitter user melmadara led everyone down memory lane with a powerfully nostalgic thread. Anyone near an elementary school somewhere around the 90s will remember the smelly jerseys, stressful multiplication tables, and fruitlessly attempting to use a recorder. For more, here are some nostalgic memes for the 80s and 90s kids as well as some funny 90s life hacks.

Twitter thread brings back nostalgia of elementary school in the 90s | melina @melmadara bringing back weird memories elementary school THREAD 9:55 am 3/3/20 Twitter iPhone 102K Retweets 541K Likes. melina @melmadara were these why are they so familiar
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Tumblr Meme Dissection Gets Meme'd Out of Control

These tumblr users are right, in just a few years, these are gonna make absolutely no sense, so I guess buy now. Tumblr users crafts some nuggets of gold from time to time, but sometimes the format can turn something like doing basic math into a brain cell losing battle. The cacophony of memery seen here is chaotic, but it at least makes some sense for now.

A discussion about a meme gets turned into a meme on tumblr | mareebrittenford Young Man Take breadsticks and run said young man Man door hand hook car gun plaid-n-converse memeception | elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey HIT TERMINAL MEME bl00dlikeice @caesarianconfection fidefortitude said hate this so many times on this website, and never actually meant because hate this is just shorthand this is an example meme given twist wasn't expecting with intent surprise Which is itself meme on this site
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"Coconuts as Mammals" gets Tumblr Started on Animal Classification

Tumblr discussions have the tendency to rewrite things you felt were pretty well defined, and add some creativity into the mix. With a group of people with so much time on their hands and an interest in animals, you end up with stuff like like this Tumblr thread on how cats became domesticated. For some goofy animal creation jokes, here are funny tweets about god making animals.

Tumblr user says a coconut is a mammal and starts discussion on classifying different animals | just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo coconut is mammal. maliwanhellfires know being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
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