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Tumblr Thread: The Very Real Cliché Of Bed Scarcity

It actually happens in real life.
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12 reddit text images bf pet fish debacle | thumbnail blue background "(26F) have outright banned him doing this for the simple fact i've seen this obsession before from him, it's what led to our pet mini lop rabbit Tootsie, and he doesn't clean out her hutch or litter tray at all and barely plays with her, she was his pet but has honestly ended up becoming mine as I couldn't stand to see her neglected, I know he'll end up doing the same with a fish tank and they'll not be cleaned out "

Woman Puts Her Foot Down When Irresponsible Boyfriend Requests Pet Fish And Aquarium

Case closed
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13 reddit text images of boyfriend giving girlfriend ultimatum over cat | thumbnail blue background "fter she got the cat she kept asking me what's wrong. I told her it was so inconsiderate of her to get the cat because I am allergic and what if we decide to move in together one day? I said I don't see this working out if she plans to keep the cat. She told me I'm overreacting and we just started dating so I shouldn't try to "control" her "

Entitled Dude Gives Girlfriend Of Two Months Cat UItimatum: It's Him Or The Cat

Pretty presumptuous fellow
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thumbnail grey background "Posted by u/oldman712 15 hours ago e & 2 13 e20 3 13 e Sorry, I deleted all the files you told me to delete. oC M, Six months later, I get a series of desperate phone calls. New software grad has been unable to build any new prototypes. Old customers are calling to get old prototypes updated, and new software grad has no idea how to do that."

Programmer Ordered To Delete All Company Info After Being Laid Off, Boss Comes Back Begging For Files

Think again
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twitter thread about chicken names 12 images | thumbnail blue background "Amanda ... @Pandamoanimum A man I sometimes chat to in the park when walking our dogs was telling me this morning about his new rescue chickens. He pretty much made my day when he told me he'd called them Hen Solo, Jabba the Cluck, Obi-Hen Kenobi and Princess Layer. 12:06 PM · Jan 6, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 3,001 Retweets 382 Quote Tweets 42.4K Likes"

Weirdly Humorous Names Twitter Users Gave Their Chickens: A Thread

A silly chicken thread
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12 reddit text images aita for turning away guests after they arrive with dogs | thumbnail blue background with text "AITA for turning away guests who flew in for Christmas because they didn’t tell me they’d be bringing a dog? I told him I didn’t think “whole family” implied he was flying the pets down with him and I was sorry but I couldn’t have them in the house."

Man Invites Friend's Family For Holidays, Turns Them Away When They Arrive With Two Dogs

Holiday szn is winding down but the drama keeps coming
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16 reddit text images | thumbnail light blue background "r/AskReddit u/AristonD • 118d 12 1 9 8 @7 10 1 If all animals were horse sized, which would be the most majestic to ride into battle? 4 29.2k 12.2k 1, Share Award, friskyfloaty · 118d 3 Awards Id say a skunk. Horse sized skunk. Armed and ready. Me riding into battle with a necklace of little tree air fresheners. Plus when they are threatened and stomp on the ground and stuff? Imagine that but in huge stinky scary size"

If All Animals Were Horse Sized, Which Would Be Best For Riding Into Battle (Ask Reddit)

A thought provoking question
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12 text based reddit images, foster wants to keep dogs drama | thumbnail background two small golden puppies hugging each other "Posted by u/rose-ramos 1 day ago 389 Adopting two dogs; foster mom is being very clingy and trying to talk me out of it. Help? [Help], My wife and I are adopting two dogs from a rescue we're both fond of. The foster mom doesn't seem to understand boundaries; she will text and call me multiple times a day, including on Christmas Day,

Sus Woman Fostering Dogs Begs Adoptive Parents To Let Her Keep The Pups, Unpleasantry Ensues

Not a super comfortable situation
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12 text based reddit images surrounding family argument over dogs and christmas | thumbnail blue background "AITA for not locking my dogs outside? Not the A-hole We have two dogs, both small and no higher than your knees. We love Christmas in my family (I prefer Halloween, myself, but still love Christmas) and I got them both Christmas jumpers. We always get them a little bag of treats and toys, too. I only mention this to show how loved they are. My nephew is nearly 9 and afraid of dogs."

Sister Invites Herself Over For Christmas, Requests That Host's Dogs Be Left Outside

Christmas debacles and dogs
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9 text reddit images woman's story ex husband cooking | thumbnail grey background "ex demanded i cook the dinner HE wanted, Things were a lot different back then for women. We had just gotten married the day before and the next morning my husband woke up and told me he wanted cabbage, sausage and potatoes for dinner. At this point I had never eaten sausage and was never going to it strangely enough and never had cabbage. "

Woman Recounts Purposefully Sabotoging Meal Ex Husband Selfishly Demanded

Take a seat jerk
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11 text reddit images cousin karen refuses to let man shower | thumbnail grey background "A Posted by u/-DukeFishron- 6 hours ago 605 Cheapskate cousin refuses to let me take shower, no problem, l'Il use more water in the sink.Tonight I was going to take a navy shower when my cousin, I'll call her Karen. Blocked the entrance to the bathroom and said, you either you a washcloth under your arms or no getting in here."

Cheapskate Karen Tells Cousin He Can't Shower To Save Money, He Uses Sink Instead

Well that's one way of handling things
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12 reddit text images aita for telling SIL that daughter is like father | thumbnail "Posted by u/middleagedluny8278 1 day ago AITA for telling my "SIL" that her daughter is like her father?Chloe was crying and I was raging. What the hell is wrong with a 19 year old who bullies a 14 year old? I told Lucy her words were inappropriate, and she laughed and replied "it's the truth" and that "she has to learn eventually".

Sister Compares Teenage Niece To Convict Brother After Niece Bullies Her Daughter, An Unfortunate Family Reunion

No toleration for bully behavior
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13 reddit text images "should I have invited husband's son to christmas" | thumbnail grey background "His son lives only 15 minutes away, and we see him from time-to-time. He's not a bad guy, just very different to my husband and I. Later that day, my husband texted him to ask him to ask if he had enjoyed the rest of Xmas, to which he replied "Oh right, that's what today was, thanks for the chocolate and 3 minute visit". My husband was very upset by this, but I was outraged."

Wicked Stepmother Refuses To Invite Step-Son For Christmas, Says He 'Doesn't Fit In'

Get off your high horse
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11 reddit text imamges husband asks wife to wear contacts to event instead of glasses | thumbnail grey background "When my wife came downstairs ready to get in the car to go to the restaurant where the event was being held, she was wearing appropriate clothing for a fancy dinner, but she was wearing her glasses. I gently asked if she would mind putting on contact lenses just for the night, since this was a fancy event."

Insecure Husband Asks Wife To Wear Contacts Instead Of Glasses For Holiday Work Party

He did what now, oh no honey
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13 text based reddit images surrounding story of op | thumbnail blue background,  My (28m) parents tried to cancel the wedding with my fiancé (25f) the day before my birthday and over the time we were celebrating Christmas. M IN SUMMERY: We went home to celebrate my birthday and Christmas, while my family said they would help pay for our wedding which ended in them staging an "intervention" that would have broken us up and left my fiancée homeless.

Unreasonable Parents Demand Son Cancel His Wedding, Leave His Fiancé, And Drop Out Of School

Entitled parents strike again
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13 text reddit images crazy roommate petty revenge | thumbnail "She taped a border across the floor and would clean exactly at the border, and would throw trash on my side. Asked her to stop multiple times, pointed out the tape border was childish but she kept shrugging and telling me 'it's your side, sorry, doesn't matter if its outlined or not, your responsibility'."

Clever College Chick Gets Petty Revenge On Psycho Roommate

Another dramatic roommate story
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