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Woman Gives Thirsty Creeps Her Friend's Number And He Brutally Trolls Them

How do we get this dude all future, thirsty creeps his number (without them knowing)? Seriously, the reality checks he's laying down are unapologetically ruthless. Apparently a lot of dudes don't realize it's weird to wait for a woman they don't know, outside the bathroom. But hey, no time like the present, for a nice wakeup call. 

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Thirsty Dudes Lose Their Minds When Lindsey Vonn Tweets Asking For Valentine's Date

You miss all the shots you don't take right? U.S. Olympic skiing champ, Lindsey Vonn, got the thirsty degenerates of Twitter fired up after she sent out a tweet looking for a Valentine's date. Let's just say many men were ready to volunteer as tribute. 

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Shamelessly Thirsty Guy Uses Death Of Facebook Friend's Dad To Hit On Him

 Reddit user, JadeShade shared the following equal parts cringe and outright saddening conversation, involving an insanely thirsty dude who thought it was a solid time to make his move on a dude following the death of his family. How desperate can you get?!

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29 Dank Drinking Memes For a Thirsty Thursday

Get your Thirsty Thursday started with this helping of drinking memes. 

Thirsty Thursday is all the rage - This is exactly why

Such fun to be had on this glorious Thursday. It really is the perfect day to go all out crazy consuming up memes. We have the Throwback Thursday thing which is always a nice nostalgic feel. And then, like this list, there are the Thirsty Thursday memes which include the thirst for alcohol, and other definitions of the word thirst. And lets not forget the most important of the lot, the Random Thursday memes which are really emphatic in their manifestation of the day, as that randomness of Thursday is what we crave as we gear up to ride off into the sunset that is the upcoming weekend.

Dank Drinking Memes For a Thirsty Thursday
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Thirsty Dudes Harass Mom Modeling Clothes So Much That Ebay Intervenes

Katherine Macpherson, 42, who previously modeled pictures of dresses on Ebay, has since discontinued her job due to relentlessly thirsty, and grossly insensitive pursuits on the part of Ebay's horny internet trolls. Macpherson says she'll receive up to 20 dirty messages a day; and we're talking dirty and explicit enough that they weren't appropriate for print. 

"One person who sent me several unanswered messages and then became more insistent before sending me a picture of his penis was on my blocked bidder list and should not have been able to contact me but somehow still managed it.

"I reported him and was informed by eBay that if they received any more complaints from other users they may consider suspending his account. Via: The Sun

We're glad to hear that Ebay stepped up to support the woman just trying to do her job, and haven't heard yet on whether the issue's been resolved. 

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The Daily FAIL: 27 Memes For Your Thursday Thirst

Thirsty Thursday is upon us! Which means the weekend is just around the corner, so grab your friends, grab a laptop and browse through these memes made just for the occasion. 

Everyday Weekly Memes Not Enough For You? Let's Shake Things Up A Bit

If you're like me, (hope not) you aren't satisfied by a mere list of great memes. You need something more, something substantial. Luckily for you we are prepared for every occasion, and have some incredible memes to bring the weekend to you as fast as possible. But if you are hankering for something a bit more intense, these savage memes will soothe your soul. Or embrace the darkness with these raunchy memes of incredible taste and tact.

In a hurry to get to the weekend? Need that little boost to get over the hump of the work week? Before you dive into the bottle(s), check out these Thursday memes made to help you get there, and delay you inevitable rampant alcoholism.

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MILFs Share Hilarious Stories of Some of the Saddest and Most Cringeworthy Advances From Younger Men

What a wild bunch of thirsty, blue-balled degenerates these dudes are. But, I mean hey...hormone-impaired judgment can make for some sticky situations that end up falling well outside what's expected from 'upstanding' members of society. At least the self-proclaimed MILFs and occasional associates, stormed this AskReddit thread to shed some light on those cringe-inducing moments when one dude's fantasy clashed with the cold, harsh boundaries of reality. 

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Girl Loses Purse After Crazy Drunken Night Out, Dude Returns It To Her With Ridiculously Thirsty Note

Hayley Minn was on the receiving end of a madly thirsty samaritan who got it in his head to expose soul and lusty goals in a particularly illustrative letter. 

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Desperate Dude Doesn't Care That This Girl Is Only Into Chicks, He Needs a First Date

He just doesn't get it.

"I'm into girls but we can hangout sometime"

This sad soul is so thirsty for a date (possibly first date ever) that despite all the red flags this girl throws at him, he continues to grab at invisible straws

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