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Tumblr Conspiracy Theorizes Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's Son

We're confident that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is not in fact the illegitimate son of the late Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro. What we do know for sure is that light conspiracy theories are fun. Here's Tumblr's goofy take on the minimal, but strangely compelling evidence. For more Tumblr, here are some hilarious and random Tumblr gems.

Tumblr conspiracy theory that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son | unstumpabledeplorable Search feelings know be true. Canada prime minister Cuba dictator comparison thread
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Tumblr Thread: "Ask" People and "Guess" People

Depending on how you grew up, you might be the type of person who just asks for stuff and is fine taking no for an answer, or you might be the type of person who wasn't brought up to say no and lives in a world of more passive expectations. Either way, the theory helps explain why both groups have such a hard time communicating. Foranother weird psychological thing, here's a guy's discovery that different people have different internal monologues.

Tumblr thread on how "ask" and "guess" people communicate | In some families, you grow up with the expectation that it's 0K to ask for anything at all, but you gotta realize you might get no for an answer. This is Ask Culture. In Guess Culture, you avoid putting a request into words unless you're pretty sure the answer will be yes. Guess Culture depends on a tight net of shared expectations. A key
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People's Favorite Conspiracy Theories

Some of the most compelling conspiracy theories aren't about cloning and time travel, but laundry soap and mattress stores. There are some freakier ones, like this conspiracy theory saying the world ended in 2012, but tons of people have lighter conspiracy theories that they believe mostly for fun.

Funny and interesting conspiracy theories | Iblack_dogl 14.7k points 1 day ago edited 1 day ago line on laundry detergent measuring cup is higher than needs be.
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Tumblr User Calls BS On Sinister Subtext of "Spirited Away"

Whether or not you agree, it's true that people tend to read way too far into their favorite stories. And while some elements of darkness might be present in a kid's story, they might be just that, elements, and not the fully realized plottings of the artist who also poured their heart and soul into the other 95% of the story that you're not focusing on to fit your narrative. That said, there is fun to be had in fan theories, like how Darth Vader is way too extra or how Violet Beauregard should have inherited Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Tumblr user calls BS on popular spirited away fan theory | don't want don't need petrichoriousparalian this scene is even more creepy realize Spirited Away metaphor sex industry Japan | eren-jaegars-butt oh vivvav OH FUCK'S SAKE! NO WASN'T JACKASSES Totoro's about dead girls Spirited Away is about sex know hear? Spirited Away made some friends Miyazaki's. Specifically ten-year-old daughters some friends he invited stay at his vacation home s fairly common Miyazaki decide he's going make movies
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Tumblr Describes Darth Vader as Being Way Too Extra

Tumblr's short theory on Darth Vader's over-dramatic nature makes way too much sense. The guy routinely put his life on the line just for the sake of style. For some more humorous thoughts on Star Wars, here's a Star Wars fan calling out people's complaints about the latest movies.

Tumblr thread explains Darth Vader from Star Wars as comically over-dramatic | sohaliatalitha okay but Vader literally turned off lights on his chest panel make an impression on Rebels whole emerging darkness by light his saber thing intentional dramatic effect drama king. Leia got away because he wasted 30 seconds scaring crap outta those poor rebel mooks.
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Tumblr Thread Theorizes Why Tiny Dogs Can be Yappy Bitey Nightmares

The general idea here that if a dog is so small that it can be picked up, and never taken seriously, little dog owners have no reason to actually train them. Tumblr gets down some interesting pet rabbit holes (pun sort of intended), like the history of how cats became domesticated, or this take-down of fake service dogs.

Tumblr theory explains why little dogs can be so terrible.
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25 Obscure Conspiracy Theories That People Personally Believe In

In a world with well-known dumbass conspiracies like flat earth "theory" and the anti-vaxx movement, mention of conspiracies can be a bit stressful. Some of them are smaller, more specific, and personal. And while many are sort of silly, the more you think about them, the more believable they seem...

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Tumblr User Writes Compelling Theory On Why Violet Should've Won Willy Wonka's Factory

Finally, a Charlie and The Chocolate Factory theory that isn't about how Grandpa Joe is guilty of disability fraud. With all the weird amount of attention this story gets on the internet, this kind of theory still makes a decent amount of sense.

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For real though. That shit was insane, man. And in a strange and inexplicable kind of way, kiind of made sense. Or not?

Via Mike V.
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This is just Mike V's speculation, but it's a pretty compelling timeline for the film. If you're avoiding potential spoilers turn away, but for those who like to speculate, here's Mikes theory:

- Poe Dameron (with BB-8) is sent by Leia to Jakku to find Rey.

- Kylo Ren and The First Order arrive on Jakku. They attack a village and Poe is captured. BB-8 escapes.

- Poe is brought to the Star Destroyer, Finalizer, that is in orbit of Jakku.

- Kylo Ren tortures Poe and uses the Force to extract information from him.

- Finn witnesses Poe being tortured. Having a crisis of conscience, Finn decides to help free Poe (Poe's blood is on Finn's helmet). Finn ends up with Poe's jacket.

- Finn and Poe both flee in separate TIE fighters, but Finn's TIE Fighter takes damage and crash lands on Jakku.

- Rey is going about her day, scavenging from the remains of the Star Destroyer, Inflictor. She encounters BB-8.

- Kylo Ren regroups with the rest of the First Order to witness the test fire of their new superweapon, Star Killer Base.

- Rey and BB-8 eventually encounter Finn.

- The First Order attack the trio and they then are aided by Han Solo and Chewbacca.

- The group uses the Millennium Falcon to escape Jakku.

- The group formally meet each other and then go to Takodana to meet Maz Kanata in her castle.

- Maz Kanata senses that Rey is Force sensitive and discusses this with her.

- The First Order is made aware of the groups location and attacks Maz Kanata's castle, leaving it in ruins. Kylo Ren looks for Rey and captures her.

- Poe and the Resistance lead a rescue party, which starts the Battle of Takodana. All are rescued except for Rey, who is taken to Starkiller Base.

- The Resistance Regroups. Maz Kanata gives Anakin/Luke's lightsaber to Leia.

- The Resistance plans a rescue of Rey as well as an attack on Star Killer Base.

- The Battle of Star Killer Base ensues.

- Kylo Ren faces Finn in lightsaber combat and emerges victorious (whether Finn survives remains to be seen).

- Rey finally accepts her Force abilities and faces Kylo Ren.

- Luke senses the "Awakening" of the Force in Rey. (Not really sure this clip goes here but it makes the most sense to me).

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This Guy's Insane Star Wars Theory Might Change the Way You Feel About Jar Jar Binks Forever

Jar Jar Binks is everyone's favorite character to hate in the Star Wars universe, but what if there was something far more sinister at work? Redditor Lumpawarroo has an amazing theory you need to read.

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