Twitter user @ImNice_LikeRice asked what people would steal if they were a burglar who's main goal is to inconvenience their victims as much as possible. People responded with some pretty diabolical answers. You'd be surprised how easily you could screw someone's whole day up with just one or two missing things.
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Most of us are trying to get through the day while being kind to each other, but sometimes people just go f*ck it and act out of complete and utter selfishness. Here are instances of people being creepy, cruel and generally trashy for no good reason at all. For more trashiness, here are some trashy moments that belong on the garbage pile.
After being left in the Zimbabwe wilderness and left for dead, the strangest thing happened to this guy when he walked into his own funeral. That's no metaphor. I can't imagine a more absurd scenario. I don't think that guy will be picking up any more hitchhikers.
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"I shot through the hamper he was carrying. It went straight through the back of his leg. He started crying like a little baby."
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WARNING: Strong language near the middle of the video.
These cops really got the wrong guy. Jarid Hamilton was in the process of live streaming on Twitch when the cops came knocking at his door for a noise complaint. His neighbor, Benjamin Michael Frostad, allegedly called the police on Hamilton so he could steal from him.
After giving the police some trouble, Hamilton is taken out of his apartment to be arrested for refusing to give his name to the police.
That's when Frostad sneaks in and takes some shoes and headphones. He also returns for more items a little later. You can see him look straight into the camera to check if the coast is clear. 
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Obviously, it wasn't. The people watching Hamilton's livestream on Twitch called the police to report the burglary. Now Frostad's facing felony burglary charges.
