theft

The reddit user (username now deleted) who posted this picture said they noticed it after the fact. 

Successful mall thieves can be woman too!

The fines for auto theft were really steep back then: a whole 15 dollars!

Via Uproxx:

It sounds like any other romantic evening of fine wining and dining in New Jersey — a sports bar in a small south Jersey town called Atco, and a red 2007 Toyota Solara with custom tags that read “JSRYGRL”. The date, who identified himself as Gennaro Aladena of Atlantic City, convinced the woman to bring him back to her place. That’s when he stole the car.

A local college student stole a replica baby dinosaur egg from the museum. We thought he was dumb until we saw Orange's response...