the Big Game

For more of your football fix before Sunday, head on over to the Big Game!

Hannah Hart is here (and apparently a San Francisco fan) to teach us the right way to get wasted while having the most delicious football food possible.

Sunday marks the XLVIIth occurrence of a certain football game that stringent copyright laws keep us from referring to by name. With XLVII years of the game, come XLVII years of exorbitantly produced commercials that have come from terrible shaving cream ads to Kate Upton washing cars. Oh how the times have changed.

A certain football game (that will continue to go unnamed for fear of the NFL's ironclad legal grip on its actual name) is happening in just a few days! As of today, the most viewed of the ads already released to the public features Big Bang theory starlet Kaley Cuoco granting wishes and dressing in purple.

I must be watching wrong.

One team's loss is a third-world country's win.

Then you drop the ball.

Then you crey.