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Depending on where you went to school and what classes you took, you may have had a project where you had to take care of a sack of flour as if it were a child, or in this case, a robotic doll programmed to cry. Based on how frustrating these things can be, we're not sure if these projects were designed to be a learning experience so much as birth control. It doesn't take simulated parenting to know that kids are weird and dumb, and that toddlers have meltdowns over nothing, but having a robot baby wake up in the middle of the night might be a literal wake-up call for a high school freshman.

The successes of the world are propped up on a hulking heap of failure. So grab your failure shovels and get at that heap.

Noah fence, but these people need to take a lessen in grandma.  Like, seriously, how hard is it to make missed steaks like these?

Drama! Hilarity! Tragedy! All of these things and more are just a swipe away in the world's foremost dating app.

The nerve on these folks! Not appreciating what they do have, and having no shame when asking for more.

At the end of the day, at least you can say that you tried. Sort of.

Always make sure to go barking up the right tree.

You thought you had it bad.

These are conversations people had with their neighbors who are the true terrors of the apartment complex, the demons of the cul de sac. Those kinds of people that make life in your own home a living hell.

Ironically enough, some of the people receiving the messages are the real horrible neighbors here.