The successes of the world are propped up on a hulking heap of failure. So grab your failure shovels and get at that heap.
texts
You thought you had it bad.
These are conversations people had with their neighbors who are the true terrors of the apartment complex, the demons of the cul de sac. Those kinds of people that make life in your own home a living hell.
Ironically enough, some of the people receiving the messages are the real horrible neighbors here.
Via @BethesdaHank
A man got over 300 texts from people trying to cash in on Chipotle's free burrito special. They were supposed to text RAINCHECK to 888-222 but several people have added an extra 2 and sent texts to Henry Levine instead.
He told the Washington Post, "The first thing I did was get my free burrito, because I don’t dislike burritos". What a sensible person. Then he started texting back the super fans who sent him more than one message to tell them they had the wrong number. 
via Washington Post
Since then he's become a social media sensation and he appears to be on a quest to get those poor people their free burritos! At least he's got his priorities straight after this newfound fame. 
