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Texts from Students Who Had to Take Care of Electronic Babies

Depending on where you went to school and what classes you took, you may have had a project where you had to take care of a sack of flour as if it were a child, or in this case, a robotic doll programmed to cry. Based on how frustrating these things can be, we're not sure if these projects were designed to be a learning experience so much as birth control. It doesn't take simulated parenting to know that kids are weird and dumb, and that toddlers have meltdowns over nothing, but having a robot baby wake up in the middle of the night might be a literal wake-up call for a high school freshman.

Complaint texts from teen students who had to take care of a fake baby | Can shut off my baby Today 6:14 AM Hello miss lefebvre can please shut child Today 7:48 AM Good morning can't shut off or control baby is scheduled times picked programmed can't control If or tired or frustrated, ask someone help If absolutely cannot do anymore there is an emergency shut off would end baby completely and would stop process totally. If want do this, let know.
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26 Honest Attempts That Resulted in Laughable Failure

The successes of the world are propped up on a hulking heap of failure. So grab your failure shovels and get at that heap.

Honest Attempt Fails
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21 Times People Threw a Bag of Wrenches into the English Language

Noah fence, but these people need to take a lessen in grandma.  Like, seriously, how hard is it to make missed steaks like these?

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10 Funny Moments from the Wild World of Tinder

Drama! Hilarity! Tragedy! All of these things and more are just a swipe away in the world's foremost dating app.

funny tinder conversation between two people who have the same number
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25 Text Conversations With the Neighbors From Hell

You thought you had it bad.

These are conversations people had with their neighbors who are the true terrors of the apartment complex, the demons of the cul de sac. Those kinds of people that make life in your own home a living hell.

Ironically enough, some of the people receiving the messages are the real horrible neighbors here.

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burritos chipotle texts A Man's Phone Was Swarmed by People Texting Chipotle, at Least He Got a Free Burrito
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A man got over 300 texts from people trying to cash in on Chipotle's free burrito special. They were supposed to text RAINCHECK to 888-222 but several people have added an extra 2 and sent texts to Henry Levine instead. 

He told the Washington Post, "The first thing I did was get my free burrito, because I don’t dislike burritos". What a sensible person. Then he started texting back the super fans who sent him more than one message to tell them they had the wrong number. 


via Washington Post

Since then he's become a social media sensation and he appears to be on a quest to get those poor people their free burritos! At least he's got his priorities straight after this newfound fame. 

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