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Dang, that is some straight up exorcism preparation. 

Imgur user Solarstephy got a hot tip on this Ranch style house in Buda, Texas. It looks pretty unassuming from the outside, but step inside and your eyes start to water. Who of all people would be comfortable living here? A baroque cowboy? Some kind of grandma Dracula? Delores Umbridge? If you're intrigued by people trying to sell terrible houses, check out these terrible real estate photos.

Nobody knows anything about your hometown and it is pointless to even try.

Everything is bigger, louder, full of more meat and you can buy scorpions on the street. It's beautiful.

Texas Senator, John Cornyn shared an article on Twitter that quotes the mass murderer's father, saying that he was a "good boy." People pounced on the Senator's decision to share the tweet, asking him if he even understood what "good boy" means. 

Photographer Ricki Beason puts out an annual "Heartthrobs and Hound Dogs" calendar that features some of Texas' finest men and adoptable pups. It's pretty easy to see why the calendar is so popular.

Monica Riley and her boyfriend Sid are on a dedicated mission to make Monica the world's fattest woman. With Sid as her "feeder" the two make a disgustingly good team as Monica attempts consumes over 8,000 calories per day.

Monica's daily menu:
Six biscuits
Six sausages in a bread roll
A big bowl of sugary cereal
Two weight gain shakes
Four McChicken sandwiches
Four double cheeseburgers
Large French fries
30 chicken nuggets
Macaroni cheese
Taco Bell
A gallon of ice cream

Two weeks dead, but Rosie the Roach's body hadn't moved from the Anthropology building at Texas A&M University. A professor teaching in the hall documented and uploaded the growth of Rosie's shrine, and its ultimate end.

Good work Texas A&M Anthropology students.