Isn't it easier to just use a carving knife?
Check his teeth.
Still could not flag down a bus.
The toilet rolls work great as eyes...
Your teeth are like the city of Pittsburgh.
Don't worry folks, nothing gross or painful here. It even has a happy ending!
So, we've seen some fruit carving in the past, WINners, how do you think this one compares? Let us know in the comments!
Seriously. You need braces. Please visit your local dentist.