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Technically Correct Moments That Aren't Totally Wrong

Being actually right is a hard and thankless job. There are not enough hours in the day to burden ourselves with factual correctness, so sometimes we have to settle for technical and literally accurate options to get us through that day. Technically accurate moments let us enjoy the fruits of being not wrong, but with the time saving nature of not having to be totally right.

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Technically Correct Moments That Are Literally Accurate

Everyone worries so much about "empirical evidence" and "factual accuracy" as if some degree of clever, technical accuracy isn't at least 40% as good. Yeah, being technically not wrong has some degree of inherent reliance on puns, but it's like no one says: "It's better to be kind of correct than actually right most of the time."

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Not-Incorrect Moments of Technical Accuracy

Cleverness and intelligence are two very different things. The difference can be spotted freely lurking throughout technically correct dumb jokes and moments. Honestly, just knowing things can be boring. Setting up oneself up with some potentially confusing technically accurate logical acrobatics or painfully stupid literalisms is the way to go.

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Technically Accurate Moments That Are Clever and Stupid

Yeah, we want to live our lives being as factually accurate as possible but sometimes that gets boring. It's far more rewarding to make up some stupid technically accurate moments because let's face it, being right is just about as good as being not incorrect. Sure, you might lose a few exam points by thinking this way, but no one can tell you that you aren't technically correct.

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Dumb and Clever Moments That Are Technically Right

In our quest to be right about everything, sometimes it's worth it to pull over and smell the roses of "technically accuracy." Sure, these moments, jokes and memes might not be factually correct, but they're close enough to get credit. When it's hard to be right, one might as well go for technical accuracy that isn't exactly wrong.

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Not-Wrong Moments of Technical Accuracy

It takes a lot to be right, but being technically accurate and not incorrect is way easier and almost just as good. Those pesky forces of "factual accuracy" may try to come down on you, but hit 'em with some not-incorrect moments of technical accuracy and you're pretty much good to go, sort of.

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25 Not Completely Incorrect, Technically Accurate Moments

Sure, arguing over semantics is all about dodging empirical facts and avoiding reality, but also it's kinda fun to be technically accurate. You're not gonna score high on any tests or win any real arguments being technically accurate, but at least at the end of the day you can tell yourself that your position, while stupid, was unassailable in its own little way.

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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Incorrect

In this confusing and unclear world of ours, there are generally more opportunities for us to be technically correct about something than actually factually accurate. That would involve learning. Who wants that when you could just scoop some of that good old wit out of your brain cavity and call it technically accurate and not totally wrong.

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25 Technically Correct Moments That Are Absolutely Not Wrong

If you're gonna be wrong a lot, which is most of us, then it helps to at least be funny. Slipping some technically correct dumb jokes into your life will make you seem at least clever when you're bone-shatteringly factually wrong. When you can't be completely right about something, it can't hurt to be technically accurate and not exactly wrong.

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Technically Accurate Moments That Are Hard To Argue With

Why should we be so obsessed with being completely factually accurate when being technically accurate is at least half as good? These technically accurate moments that aren't exactly wrong serve as a guide for what we can get away with saying without being totally inaccurate. Sure, it might completely miss the point and make you look like an idiot, but you'll still be right in your own, little way.

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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Totally Incorrect

We live in a results oriented society. Who has the time and patience for things like "factual accuracy" when something can be basically technically accurate? Sure, an assertion may be flawed or sort of inaccurate but at least it can be saved by its own cleverness. These technically correct moments aren't exactly wrong.

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Technically Correct Moments That Aren't Exactly Wrong

It's impossible to be right all the time, but "right" has a friend named "technically correct" who plays a lot faster and looser with the rules. Something can be technically accurate and not wrong in a way that feels clever on a good day and mind-blowingly dumb every other day. The fact remains, you can't argue with technically accurate.

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25 Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Totally Wrong

It's impossible to be right all the time. We can't know everything for sure. That said, it feels almost as good, sometimes even better, to be technically accurate abut something. Sure, your stupid observation about tortoises won't go in a book or a museum, but if anyone ever tells you you're stupid, you can say "hey man I'm technically not wrong."

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Literal Moments and Memes that are Technically Correct

If there's one thing that makes us feel less stupid than we actually are, it's our ability to be technically accurate. Sure, being technically correct about something doesn't make us any smarter, but it helps us further avoid the fact that we know way less than we think. Man is that comforting, just kicking your own stupid-can down the road.

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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Exactly Wrong

Why would anyone ever want to be factually accurate when they could be technically accurate? It requires no research and it makes you feel pretty clever. Sure, these technically accurate memes, moments and jokes aren't exactly moments of learning or clarity, but they're not wrong and that's good enough.

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Technically Accurate Memes, Moments and Jokes

If you can't think of the right answer, sometimes it helps to just say something clever. And if you can't think of something clever, just try to think of something bone-jarringly dumb and hope people find you quirky. Few of us may be smart, but given the opportunity, we can at least be technically accurate.

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