It's a big world out there, which means there's a whole lot of opportunity to hear some pure, unadulterated stupid. You wouldn't believe how many people out there are totally in the dark about how the technology, biology, and even tarps work. What a great time to be alive. If this isn't enough, then here's more of the dumbest things people have heard.
tarp
You know what else goes a long way? 500 dollars for hood repair.
By Unknown
With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.
~NSHA
By nezah
According to the submitter, he put this together so he wouldn't have to lie when he told his insurance company his motorcycle is kept under a roof. Touche.
~NSHA
By tristan
It also saves the mosquitoes.
~NSHA
By Sean Nufer
Now grab 6 friends to hold it steady while I wash my feet.
~NSHA
