tan lines

Submitter says: "My friend took their 16 year old son to get his first tattoo. I can't figure out who the bigger idiot is; him or his parents."

Wait wait, don't tell me, cereal? Soup? Surely I'm getting close here...

"You adopted the darkness Bruce, I was born in it. That's why I tan so quickly!"

Have a laugh at those crazy celebs at ROFLrazzi!

Although, to be fair, he has the least obvious tan lines of the entire bunch. It's a shame about the 3-inch-think layer of sunscreen he'll have to use, though.

~OLJ

I don't know what is more horrifying, the suit or the tan lines.

...busted.