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He's definitely not cool with doing you a favor, bro. Especially when it's, "hey I came for free fries, I gotchu bro." Too lame to even entertain helping him out with. 

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He is right though. Whoever thought this wasn't confusing is kind of a malicious b-hole. In cases like this, it's probably best to have more specific directions than "next to Taco Bell."  Someone said "On the other side of Tire Discount is a Bell Taco."

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"Would you go to Burger King and order TIL-APIA?" Is this woman the reason that Taco Bell has french fries now, or what?

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20 People Share The Brokest Thing They've Ever Done

Money doesn't grow on trees and unfortunately that means that sometimes we don't have enough of it. There are some times in life when you have no other choice but to do what you can. Even if that means dumpster diving or trying to find money inside couches at the Goodwill store. Whether it was during your university days when you were living the famous and nutrition-deprived diet of 2 minute noodles, or when you were a child and you thought it was a fun game to use candles at night instead of spending money using electricity, we have all been through times that tested us to our very limits and made us do things we might not be proud of. These Redditors shared their experiences during the most broke periods of their lives and their stories are relatable as hell.

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fail taco 25000 dollar taco
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How much does your taco cost? 

If you're about to say $1, I'm going to stop you right there. It's time to think outside the Bell and invest in a $25,000 taco, ok? The chef at Grand Velas Los Cabos Resort in Mexico City is making a taco that costs $25,000. Now, that's more like it. 

Now what goes into a taco of such decadence? What else but a corn tortilla with 24 carat gold flakes in it, along with kobe beef, shrimp, Almas Beluga caviar, black truffle Brie cheese and a salsa made from Morita chiles and civet coffee, a "pricey liquid made from the fermented droppings of a civet which has eaten the berries of a coffee plant," says Yahoo!

If that wasn't enough, they sprinkle gold flakes on top, because that's how people like me eat. However, don't even think about doing a little dine and dash on this guy: You have to put down a $12,500 deposit and stay in the presidential suite to eat it. Enjoy at your own risk.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat my third of the day. Yeah, I'm spending $75,000 on tacos today. 

via Reddit

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Under any other circumstances, a wedding dress made of Taco Bell wrappers would be strange, but again, it's 2017, the year when a reality-TV gameshow host became president, so....

Diane Nguyen and her fiancé, Nick Ward, want one of those Las Vegas Taco Bell weddings, and they'll do just about anyhting to get it. If that includes making a wedding dress out of Taco Bell wrappers, then so be it. At least it wouldn't be the weirdest thing to happen this year. 

Here's Diane's full story, and if you want to vote for her, follow the link in the picture.
 

I made a wedding dress out of burrito wrappers

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I don't even know what to say anymore. If you love a good crunchwrap supreme and that weird sandwich taco thing best expresses the love you have for your "soulmate," I guess today's your lucky day. Now you can have a wedding at Taco Bell, and, Jesus, what are we even doing anymore? 

According to Taco Bell's Chief Marketing Officer Marisa Thalberg, you can now "order a wedding off of our menu." This is only available at Taco Bell's new Las Vegas Strip flagship location, which will forever be known  as the center of love and romance in the universe because we are all trash. 



This $600 package starts in summer 2017 and includes:

• A ceremony in the chapel inside the restaurant with an ordained officiant within as little as four hours 

• Private area for a reception inside the restaurant with up to 15 of your closest family and friends

• Custom merchandise, including a sauce packet garter and bow tie, “Just Married” T-shirts for the bride and groom, Taco Bell branded champagne flutes and, of course, a Taco 12 Pack filled with tacos and a Cinnabon Delights cake for dessert

• A Sauce Packet bouquet is also available for the bride to use during the ceremony



via Taco Bell

You hear that? Not only do you get a t-shirt,but you get a 12 pack of tacos and a "sauce packet bouquet," the perfect start to a diarehetic wedding night, which, if I'm not mistaken, was the subject of one of Shakespeare's sonnets. God, humanity is garbage. 

Do you want to one of these people:

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10 Fire-Sauce Soaked Tweets From Taco Bell In Honor of Taco Tuesday

Taco Tuesday needs to be a national holiday so far. I need a solid extra 45 minutes afforded me for lunch break for sufficient shot at downing the maximum amount of hot sauce-drenched tacos with cervezas for optimal satisfaction to wash all that shit down. In the meanwhile let's feast on some solid displays of Taco Bell marketing done right.

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taco bell releases naked chicken chalupa
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Following in the "food" steps of Col. Sanders and his disturbing “Double Down” sandwich, Taco Bell is about to get in the “let’s just use chicken to hold the chicken” game.

The Naked Chicken Chalupa throws away the tortilla and just uses crispy fried chicken as the holder of your standard taco filling. It's like they finally realized that we're wasting time with the whole living like civilized people thing. 

Taco Bell explains it’s new Frankenfood:

“Something this delicious yet different is bound to ruffle some feathers; some might even cluck their tongues at it,” Marisa Thalberg, chief marketing officer at Taco Bell Corp said in a press release. “However, we feel confident that once our fans get a taste of the Naked Chicken Chalupa they are going to understand exactly why this is our next big, fun and craveable innovation, following in the footsteps of the Doritos Locos Tacos five years ago and the Quesalupa just last year.”

Taco Bell has gone completely insane, and it's great. 

You'll be able to get your new Naked Chicken Chalupa on January 26, so start making your necessary doctor's appointments now. 

via RetroPopCult

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A true modern day hero right here! And now...let's all take a moment of silence for the quesalupa, you'll forever be in our hearts..