He manages to not say a single negative thing, while analyzing some ridiculously impossible moves. That's true honor.
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The Northumberland Heath Police were the subject of sharp tongues and verbal jabs after confiscating what looks to be like a prop sword for a play and taking it way too seriously. Commenters were brutal, as they usually are when it comes to roasting ancient weaponry, like when Facebook users roasted this guy's ancient gun into the last century.
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Via Audrey Hudson
Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
This 80-year-old woman probably wouldn't be able to answer because she accidentally tried to carry a sword onto an airplane. She didn't realize that her innocent looking cane was actually a secret sword sheath. What's the point of even having a cane sword if you're not gonna use it.
Imagine having the coolest kind of sword (one that looks like a cane) and not even knowing it. What a waste. But apparently, this is a pretty common thing, according to TSA.
“She had no clue it was in there,” said Mark Howell, TSA regional spokesman. "“It happens a lot, actually. People pick them up at a thrift store and the sword isn’t found until we X-ray it.”
"You call that a knife? THIS is a knife...ohhh, down I go." pic.twitter.com/me1upHC3gR
— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) February 12, 2017
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Via Sam and Niko
Look, it's our job at Fail Blog to make sure that you are one step ahead of all conversations. So when people are like "Hey, did you see La La Land?" You can replay, "No, but did you see this YouTube video of a GoPro on a sword?"
Now you can be that person. Thanks to YouTubers Sam and Niko, you can see what it's like to see a sword cutting through the wind and then through a watermelon. That's what life is all about, right? Right.
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