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It's probably happened to you. You're holding two things with incredibly different purposes. Maybe it's a phone and a banana. You're on autopilot and prone to brain farts so you're not thinking. You take a bite and realize "oh crap I just bit my phone." Then you think that's funny and want to tell someone so you take your banana off its charger to text your friend. For some more mistakes here are some classic facepalm moments of dumbness.

The internet is rife with people trying weirdly aggressive tactics to get sweet deals. They don't usually work, but boy are there a lot of them. There's an especially huge amount of people who are constantly claiming to be buying gifts for their sick children, asking for a ridiculous price like 20 dollars for a playstation 4, then turning around and blowing up on the person they're trying to buy from. Y'know, fun.