swimsuit

If you're going to sign yourself up for skiing down an impossibly overcrowded mountain for the sake of chasing down a world record; it might as well look like you're at the beach while you're at it right? The footage for their attempt turned out pretty damn awesome as well!

You had butt one job to do, you depraved simeon: somehow lucky enough to apply supple amounts of sunscreen to women with the kind of curves and bodacious bosoms that surely sent a lot of the audience's blood rushing to funny places, this thirsty bro couldn't control himself.

This is what it looks like when you let too much of the wrong head do all the thinking. Let's just say he got what was coming to him. 

What better way is there to kickstart a slow-moving Saturday afternoon, cause Friday got away from you, than with the company of a couple scantily-clothed young ladies? Sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, cause hell, I can't be the only one that did here. 

I think to get proper use out of that swim suit you have to run all the way to that lake. Right now, please.

Some language is slightly less than safe for work. Then again, if it's okay for you to watch a video full of guys in Speedos at your office, you're probably fine.

Here it is in swimsuit form.