suv

For when you have to relocate at any moment.

A San Jose Sharks fan, perhaps?

Also, I think there's a certain Bond villain who would like this SUV very much.

You should see the skis!

Factory-installed braces to secure them? Not so much.

It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!

Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...

This lady said she hit a deer with the front of her car so she duct taped the damage... then she said she just got excited about using 33 rolls of duct tape to totally cover her car.

Still don't have a halloween costume? Check out some examples of what not to wear over on Poorly Dressed!

B*ches don't know about my reinforced unobtainium SUV!