I get it, your house is your own private space and whatever rules you believe in apply inside. Sure, that's reasonable. Don't like me to swear inside your house? I won't. Don't want me to wear shoes inside your house? I'll leave them outside. But some of the things in these stories from Redditors are way beyond reasonable requests. I get that it's your house and children can be messy sometimes but... whoa. Take a chill pill and relax. Read on for some extremely weird and hilarious house rules some poor kids had to live with.
surveillance
By Unknown
Threat mode disengaged. Proceed through the intersection.
They're comparing sizes. They had to throw your measurements out because it skewed the median range. BECAUSE IT WAS SHORT.
dickjokes
~OLJ
By Unknown
Listen to the song and tell me you don't feel gross and slimy all over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs&ob=av3e
Then listen to this song and tell me Puff Daddy P. Diddy Diddy Zizzleschizzle wasn't predicting the future Windows XP default background.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo
By Unknown
But at that very moment, Employee X was busy throwing a bucket of pig's blood at the wall en route to making his desperate scramble for freedom.
