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You've got to get real specific when it comes to rules unless you want to deal with people finding ALL the loopholes. Outside of that, sometimes you end up confronting an entirely avoidable scenario that only came about because you told someone not to do the thing. See Prohibition era. 

You never know who speaks your language. So be polite, or you could end up being the bad guy in a Seinfeld-esque shenanigans.

The coincidences here are incredible and devastating!

Don't judge a book by its cover. Dad of the Year right here, is setting THE gold standard for other fathers out there. 

This lunacy is nothing short of sickening. 

Mistake or an unplanned moment of brutal truth, caught on camera? You be the judge.