surprise

You never know who speaks your language. So be polite, or you could end up being the bad guy in a Seinfeld-esque shenanigans.

You never know what kind of family secret you might uncover when searching through old computers. Truly, proceed at your own risk. 

You've got to get real specific when it comes to rules unless you want to deal with people finding ALL the loopholes. Outside of that, sometimes you end up confronting an entirely avoidable scenario that only came about because you told someone not to do the thing. See Prohibition era. 

The coincidences here are incredible and devastating!

Don't judge a book by its cover. Dad of the Year right here, is setting THE gold standard for other fathers out there. 

This lunacy is nothing short of sickening. 

Mistake or an unplanned moment of brutal truth, caught on camera? You be the judge. 

This is the kind of discovery that's more unsettling than anything else...

Wonder what she wished for!

I think it's fair to say the last thing this kid expected was to come face to face with a very legit Bart Simpson IRL! Obviously older generations will know Nancy Cartwright voiced the iconic Bart Simpson, but clearly there's an unfortunate carryover of that knowledge with the kids nowadays. Can't beat that expression of sheer and unadulterated shock. 

Disclaimer: Stiff shot of cringe is imminent. Ignorance is bliss when it comes to finding out your cousin's a porn star, bro. Thoughts go out to that guy with a very confusing erection.