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Things People Said Under Anesthesia

People have a lot on their minds, and surgery drugs have a special way of letting all those things fall out. With that precious little filter stripped away, things get said that might be regrettable or completely nonsensical. Maybe the only thing that makes it all okay is that it's extremely common for people to say wild stuff while waking from anesthesia.

Funny things people said under anesthesia | neeeeerrrrrddddd 6.9k points 7 hours ago most memorable funny one guy who sat bolt upright, mime rolling cigarette and tuck behind his ear "saving ron asked he doing. Anaesthesia can be wild trip kids will always scream they wake up
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Wild Things People Said While Waking from Anesthesia

Anesthesia lets us do amazing life-saving surgeries on people all the time, but another one of its effects is that it creates some good stories. People say some funny stuff when they'e under anesthesia, and almost none of it makes any sense.

funny things people said waking up from anesthesia | iletthe12dogsout 6.5k points 10 hours ago 2 3 got my wisdom teeth out nurse trying wake up and said okay s time open eyes. Can open eyes said Say pleee-eease She said please very nicely, and opened my mouth as wide as could
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Girlfriend Complains About Looks, Man Suggests Surgery

The folks of Reddit have spoken and are in collective agreement that this dude was out of line. Not only did he suggest that his girlfriend use makeup, but he also threw out a bit about her getting very serious surgery on her face. That's just making her insecurities all the worse, man. 

Girl complains about her looks so her boyfriend suggests makeup or surgery | AITA suggesting my girlfriend she start wearing makeup again? Asshole My (24M) girlfriend "Maya 26F) is most beautiful woman on Earth, literally perfect top bottom. She drafted by really big modeling agency LA while were college met) and she made an unbelievable amount money, enough pay off all her student loans and buy us house also have 1yo son.
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25 Cool Tattoos That Turned Scars Into Art

Got an unsightly surgery scar that you wanna jazz up? Bam! Fishbone! We've seen our fair share of really not great tattoos. Bad tattoos are a dime a dozen. But these are flippin' cool. Here are a bunch of clever ways people used tattoos to cover up and repurpose scars and birthmarks into cool looking artwork.

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35 Hilarious Things People Said Under Anesthesia

When you're not in your right mind and on incredibly powerful drugs, there's no knowing what you're gonna say. You might confess your love to a nurse, imagine you're in a spaceship, or just freak the hell out. What might be awkward or scary then usually turns into a pretty good story. Here are more crazy things people said under anesthesia.

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Triumphant FB Post Combats Moronic Alternative Health Advice

It's frustrating to stand idly by and see people avoid a proven treatment in favor of "your great grandma's cure for tumors." That's why it's good to see someone step in and cut through all the bullshit. And reason number 3 is actually pretty funny.

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30 Completely Unrelated but Super Interesting Facts

There's no better party trick than having an arsenal of fun facts up your sleeve. Especially if you don't possess any party-worthy talents. So here are 30 random as f*ck but still interesting facts. Confirming whether they're all 100% true or not is not our jurisdiction, seeing as they came from AskReddit. But their trustworthiness isn't half as important as their entertainment value, which we measure to be 10/10. SO. Enjoy. 

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The things people will risk and endure for beauty. In kind words, this is a good opportunity for a life assessment.

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20 Insane Stories From People Who Endured Long Stays In the Hospital

Some people have never been hospitalized, while others have spend weeks and months in a hospital. For someone who's never been in that position, it's hard to imagine how life changes when you spend so much time in a hospital. But these people confessed on Whisper what it's like to be in a hospital for long amounts of time, and the crazy things that go on. It's like the Wild West out there! People really get weird when it comes to life and death. 



Insane Stories From People Who Endured Long Stays In the Hospital
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Bentley Yoder was born with the odds stacked against him-- born with a brain outside his skull. Bentley's parents, Sierra and Dustin were told by doctors that discovered Bentley's rare condition called cranium bifidum, that Bentley was simply 'incompatible with life.' 



Bentley's parents refused to quit on him though, and decided to go through with the pregnancy, 'just to see him before saying goodbye.' To everyone's surprise Bentley came kicking and screaming into this world on time, on October 31, 2015. He went on to develop normally, save for the critical parts of his brain on top his head, and left nearly all doctors at a mere loss for words over how this could be so. 

Fast forward four months, and Bentley's parents were actively seeking out the nation's foremost leading authorities on the brain surgery front, with hopes to find a team capable of performing the surgery necessary to relocate parts of Bentley's brain back inside his skull.

They found Dr. John Meara at Boston Children's Hospital, who planned and practiced the pending procedure using 3D-printed models. On May 24th the surgery commenced, and finished with success six hours later. 



A month after the surgery Bentley shows all signs of being just fine, but only time will tell whether things like his vision were impaired for the long run. 

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