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Twitter Thread: Real World Implications Of The Avengers

Naturally, the Marvel movies portray all those iconic superheroes in such a way that there can oftentimes be a skimming over of the finer details, finer details that look like a whole lot of busted mailboxes and cars. If you have someone like Thanos roll into town to square off against the Avengers, you can pretty much count on your local grocery store being uprooted from the literal face of the earth. Also, probably every other store. 

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About half of us were first exposed to now-famous superhero comics via out-of-context comic panels used as internet memes, but we looked up the original issues and those memes are actually UNDERSELLING the glorious stupidity and insanity of the original stories. Stories like the Joker's erotic fixation, Captain America's public "wanking," and the time Batman got slap-happy with his little buddy. 

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Marvel Movies Ranked By If There Are Trains In Them

If you asked us whether we expected someone to go ahead and rank the Marvel movies by if there are any trains in them, we'd have said, no way. But here we are. Good old Tumblr never lets us down when it comes to surprising us with hyper-focused posts on various subject matters. We'll never look at Marvel movies the same. 

A Tumblr user ranks the various Marvel movies by if there are trains in them | tilt-shift-blur Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains them Iron Man- 0/10. No trains Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but verbal reference subway
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Tumblr Thread: Mystified Man's Able To Identify Superheroes

This fun Tumblr thread imagines a world where a man possesses the ability to see people's threat level (as numbers 1-10, with 10 being most dangerous) above their heads. From there, we see a fun scenario created where the guy is able to identify iconic characters like Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Wonder Woman, and Robin for what they really are. This inspires quite the funny picture. It would be rather confusing to see a whopping 10 above a billionaire's head. 

For some more gold from Tumblr, check out this fun thread that takes a look at the logistics behind Davy Jones' curse

A funny Tumblr post about guy being able to see superheroes' threat level | writing-prompt-s regular office worker born with ability see dangerous person is with number scale 1-10 above their heads toddler would be 1, while skilled soldier with firearm may score 7. Today notice reserved new guy at office measures 10. wakeupontheprongssideofthebed decide 's best find out can about this person. Cautiously approach his desk. He's handsome man, tall, but with disarming smile could such friendly guy
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Ryan Reynolds Live-Tweets Reactions To "Green Lantern"

Ryan Reynolds has been admirably straightforward about his feelings regarding the monumental cinematic flop that was the "Green Lantern" film. If you've seen it, you know exactly what he's talking about. It was such a disorienting, discombobulated film that rarely (if ever) had a moment where the viewer could actually get comfortably lost in the movie. So, naturally Ryan Reynolds decision to provide his colorful, spicy commentary on the film resulted in some gems. 

Ryan Reynolds decides to live tweet his reactions to the "Green Lantern" movie.
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The history of the Justice League is almost as long as the Snyder Cut's runtime. And it's chock full of fascinating stuff, especially at the beginning like Wonder Woman's love of BDSM, Superman's origins as an evil homeless guy, and Darkseid's insatiable thirst for monogamy. Also, Batman was blonde. This is CanonBall.

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Superhero movies are here to stay and so, apparently, are their super strange tropes like superwomen smiling after being punched, "serious" superhero films taking place in insane asylums, and longing for some romance always leading to a loss of superpowers. "Doctor" Jordan Breeding is technically out this week, but thankfully The Incredible Spider-Professor Angry Hands Hammer Man is here to save the day!

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Tumblr Story: Avengers Meet The Death Star

Now that's a fun way to put Ant-Man's iconic toys to good use. We can always count on Tumblr to deliver on the universe crossovers. It would be awesome to watch various Avengers react to a sighting of the Death Star. Thanos would've probably been stoked. 

A Tumblr story combines the Star Wars and Marvel universes | steveharrington scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man could get tiny and just like hang out don't know if ever been lego castle but 's pretty sweet peter parker: u have no idea much physical pain having turn this offer down is causing but, north-star-lesbian Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee just make LEGO castle big
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Tumblr Thread: Batman Villains as Talk Radio Therapists

Leave it to Tumblr to take a quirky superhero idea and turn it up to eleven, like this thread where a mystified man is able to identify superheroes. It seems like every villain would be some kind of expert in whatever their field of villainy, so they wouldn't necessarily be bad at giving advice.

Tumblr thread on batman villains as talk radio personalities | nonasuch Follow batman s situation? commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken employees hostage batman are their demands? commissioner gordon: they haven't issued any. they, uh. batman commisioner gordon turns on radio] harley gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he's too enmeshed see caller: no right right gotta do harley got this
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Many of the stars from the X-Men movies reunited to celebrate the real life superheroes. That didn't stop Ryan Reynolds from being his typically mischievous self, and crashing the whole thing. Love the ongoing banter between Reynolds and Hugh Jackman.

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You can really get a sense for the vast amount of effort that went into creating this. Cool stuff, and shouldn't take up too much of your time. Two minutes. Wow. 

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Tumblr Thread: Captain America Sees Through Nick Fury's Genius

Wow, this is one of the best parts about the world of Tumblr. The dedication from fans to analyze the tiniest of details in various films. In this case, we're dealing with Captain America: The First Avenger. The thread looks at why Steve was staring so intently at the "nurse" who came in to check on him. The jokes suggest he was checking her out after taking a long snooze. While this thread says that Steve was observing the mistakes present in the nurse's getup. From there, it's suggested that Nick Fury did it intentionally. That sly genius, indeed. 

Tumblr thread points out the genius behind Nick Fury's intentional mistakes | sabacc Steve Rogers did fact, realize something off he saw outline woman's odd bra push-up bra, he would later learn but being an officer and gentleman, he said game gave future away. winterthirst #EXCUSE MA'AM BUT TITTIES ARE NOT CONES CALLING BULLSHIT (via)
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Now let's just get a video of Ryan Reynolds dressed up as Deadpool, enjoying this wonderful creation. 

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G forces are very strong, sometimes even stronger than Spider-Man. We really hope something tingled his spidey-senses and made it necessary to stop doing this show and make a radical leap toward justice.

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Can you imagine if they'd chosen Tom Hiddleston to play Thor. The Marvel universe would've been a whole different ballgame.