In a world dominated by troubling news, it's nice to have a good old-fashioned Twitter debate break out in regards to whether or not Wario has nipples. These are the kinds of burning questions that the world demands answers to. The people just need to know. The world of video games itself hung in the balance for a hot sec, while people argued back and forth; but ultimately we have a Twitter user confirm that Wario does in fact have nipples.
Super Mario bros
In case you needed a reminder on how much of a legend, Shigeru Miyamoto is, here you go. The creator of Super Mario Bros playing the theme on a guitar is some kind of amazing. The dude just seems like the happiest man in the world. Good for you, Mr. Shigeru Miyamoto.
Happy Hump day FAIL Nation! The weekend is on its way, but first we have to get through Wednesday. Help yourself get through the grind and check out some of these great memes! Or if these aren't enough, these super spicy Wednesday memes should definitely do the trick.
Wednesday Workday Memes - What Will They Think of Next?
Sometimes things happen that just drive you nuts. There's no warning no sudden change, you just realize something is really f**king annoying. Well to distract you from your own issues here are some WTF pictures that will just drive you up a wall, and balance those with some memes for Humpday that should definitely take the edge off.
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Mario's good at a lot of things: Running, jumping, getting big, turning into a fire dude, being a doctor, plumbing, painting, and driving a go kart.
One thing he's not particularly good at is being a real-live human being.
YouTuber CrowbCat made a few modifications to the trailer for Super Mario Odyssey, the game that sticks Mario in a realistic urban setting, which only highlights how weird looking Mario really is. He did them one better, stucking a 6-foot tall Mario inside Grand Theft Auto, so you can see how gross it is for Mario to go to the strip club. Weird.
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The idea of Mario, not only disrespecting Peach this way, but also engaging in any type of sexual situation makes me sick to my stomach. But aside from that, you can see Mario drive and explode in a helicopter, fall off a building, and meet a hail of gunfire at the hands of the Liberty City Police.
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Big shoutout to davepollotart for the terrific work here. These are the kind of paintings you can stare at in peace, and for a while at that.
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How Rezephos flew through Super Mario World without getting a single mushroom, fire flower, cape, star, or Yoshi...we may never know. There were some truly miraculous achievements at Summer Games Done Quick 2016 this year. These are some of our favorites:
Catherine
I don't understand this game, yet I find myself intrigued. Catherine's a puzzle-platformer for Xbox 360 and PS3. You play as a laid back dude named Vince Brooks who dates a lady named Katherine, only to end up falling into a love affair with a sex kitten named Catherine. See what they did there? Juggling two love interests almost always gives way to a full-fledgted sh*tstorm, but 'Ghoul02' upped the ante by playing through the game using two controllers at once.
Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
In this run, 'druvan7' gases up and destroys the All Cup Tour in speed demon fashion.
Check out the rest of the speedy playthrough achievements over here!
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Shane Birkinbine of Bentonville, Ark., used “Super Mario Maker,” to pull off all the stops in his pursuit toward marrying the love of his life. For those unaware, "Super Mario Maker" lets users create levels.
Birkinbine configured the levels to propose to his girlfriend Pam Edwards. As Brikinbine's girlfriend Pam Edwards played through the level, he directed her on how to proceed...
“It spells out your name, I think?” he says.
“How did you do that!” she shouts as the words “Pam, will you marry me? appear in blocks across the screen.
Edwards said 'yes' quickly followed by 'of course.' Birkinbine sealed the perfectly tailored proposal by presenting the ring on a mushroom.
