Get ready to give up your dreams of stardom and take up new dreams of being assaulted by a toilet! Here are some surprising, and somewhat disappointing numbers on the likelihood of something happening to you. Sure, you can increase or decrease your odds by taking acting classes or getting drunk on the toilet more, but these are your ballpark numbers. Check this out for a list of incredibly unlikely things that actually happened,
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People's reunions serve as sort of a life check-in to evaluate how well their old classmates did with life. Some people pull a total 180 after high school. Some people stay on their BS and end up doing exactly as you'd expect. If, for whatever reason your mind is still on high school, then here are some of people's cringiest high school moments.
Life is full of attempts. If you keep your wits about you, many of these attempts can turn into successes. Should you be a moron and try something stupid, you'll find your attempt made famous in the illustrious halls of failure. For more failed attempts, check these out.
Via @rini_the_ripper
Hey, remember that sad Pawpaw who ate a lonely burger when only one of his grandkids came to dinner? Of course you do, because he later promised to host a cookout for everyone.
Well, he did! And it worked out. 
via @tamerra_nikol
via @vickybumgarner
Well, except that his grandkids failed him once again:
via @mikflawless
