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Wild Junk Substitute Teachers Did

Many of us have heard some wild and awkward junk said by teachers, but the substitutes are an interesting bunch. They seem to inhabit this weird gray area of accountability, and are somehow absolutely free to not give a rip. For some more teacher stuff, here are kids' hilarious misconceptions about teachers.

funny and weird substitute teacher stories | DrivingSharkBait 1.5k points 14 hours ago Back teacher had sub decide my plans weren't good enough her and went rogue. She decided show my students videos animals giving birth on YouTube taught English
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Dad Justin Puckett received this letter from his child's substitute and posted it to facebook along with this response: 

Big brother..........At least get your facts straight before intruding. I was aware of her lunch contents. Four pieces of ham, low fat string cheese, pickles, 4 marshmallows, and a small piece of dark chocolate (she did have 2 extra pieces, one for her brother and another for a friend who we know well and her parents are ok with this). There were no crackers. Sure, I'd liked her to pack a few more veggies and maybe a piece of fruit, but we compromise on pickles occasionally. How would you respond to this note?

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Ahhh the classic "Give The Sub White People Names" prank. I remember that one well.

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Oooh if someone did that to me I'd ooooh why I'd ooooooh

Still pretty clever though.

~OLJ

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This note was left by one of the admins in my wife's office. Apparently no one ever told this admin's husband to wipe after using the restroom. This prompted everyone to disinfect everything that the admin touched.
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By the time he catches on, I'll be far away from here.