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people bragging online who think they're geniuses | Gordon lobsters dead Lobster Yes chef, sorry chef about miss joke, but eh s science so who cares. Lobsters do not possess vocal capabilities formulate words, let alone speak. Once factor fact lobster fact, deceased idea aforementioned lobster formulating sentence "Yes chef, sorry chef" is completely, and utterly preposterous.

Cringey Braggarts Who Think They're Brilliant

Man hides in a pharmacy counter, and then the CEO of the company shows up. | This is hiding pharmacy counter used do this lot back day scare other technicians and pharmacists, or hide particular patients great, until one day CEO company dropped visit.

Twitter Thread: Man Hides In Pharmacy Counter, CEO Shows Up, Hilarity Ensues

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lowballing choosing beggar rejected after trying to sell bootleg uggs | No thank Lowest $290 Really not wanting take less than 300 do $250 if u bring my job.everybody want 250 but like yours better. Just think u giving my kids present man. shud soften heart man No thank | Its Corona time.and things are hard brother hear man Man $40 is not gonna make or break u Not trying be rude, but could say exact same things ya know? Thanks looking, but again, no thank

Guy Flips The Script On Lowballer Who Tries Selling Bootleg Uggs

A collection of the dumbest things that people said with full confidence. | kahrissay 5d 3 1 Award My 6th grade science teacher told class moon bigger than sun because moon covered sun during an eclipse.

Dumbest Things People Have Said With Full Confidence

Jurassic Park played on trumpet and chair

Jurassic Park Theme Played on Trumpet and Chair

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funny mad lads who broke small rules and did tricky shenanigans | rev. dylan @DylanRoss my 11 year ban yahoo chess expires today Rnnme Dlavare Nnline Fallure Connect EDIT have failed connect following reason have been barred logging into this room until Thu Dec 31 23:59:59 PST 2020. oms rom this lis OK Giraffe Field

Mad Lads Who Didn't Let The World Get In Their Way

A collection of the dumbest things that people said in all seriousness. | AngryOrca1 There is no proof earth is round Reply

Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness

Customer disputes charge over old painting, lies and is horrible | didn't like Yes did said so cute exactly like asked thx so much babe can send screenshot 's literally right up there

Dirtbag Customer Tries Returning Painting After 4 Months

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Failures of safety | man standing on a ladder using a chainsaw to cut down the tree the ladder is leaning against | two men carrying a ladder by balancing it around their necks while driving two separate motorbikes

Unsafe Maneuvers that would Have OSHA Screaming

Mortician on dating app gets a lot of puns from one person | As comedian am very much resisting urge make so many deaths puns right now. Must mean like Oh my god no let rip love hearing jokes about So is why on hinge? Cause think romance is dead should let stay night and practice while sleep. Might get stiff though 5"10, Im glad my height doesn't matter since like 6 feet under. Since are pandemic don't come on date with if are coffin If wanna impress need urn These puns dont get better they only

Mortician on Dating App Gets Slammed With Puns

Weird things people tried to sell online | Ride on lawn mower, as new $700 plastic chair on top of a sheep | ebay.com Retail Stores Other Retail Store Ads 1/2 BLOCKBUSTER MEMBERSHIP CARD Vintage Blockbuster Membership Card $2,000.00 Ships United States Buy Now Add cart or Best Offer www.blockbuster.com

Weird and Dumb Stuff People Tried Selling Online

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funny not my job fail moments | boom barrier gate too short to actually block the road | crumbling brick pole held together with clear saran wrap

"Not My Job" Moments of Unprofessional Failure

work story of when cheap boss forbids underage workers from using truck, so they can't work | Posted by u/YhcrananarchY 21 hours ago 2 6 10 S 13 4 Boss says can't drive work truck, so don't! oc M title pretty much sums up, but long, long time ago city not far away had terrible Summer job. Right after high school, my friend and were looking practically anything make money and his older brother told us about job he once had working this guy washing windows.

Boss Forbids Use of Work Truck, Surprised When No Work Is Done

funny stupid spelling failures | These Roman Numerals bouta be good af Maruchan Instant Lunch | 4th class power engineering books excrement condition. Some Highlighting only 3 or 4 books. BOILER SAFETY

Impressively Dumb and Creative Spelling Fails

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funny facepalm moments of people being dumb | Natalie @jbfan911 large boulder size San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert Large boulder size small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch emergency vehicles area. | Tim Hogan O @timjhogan 3h Sometimes think about guy at my poker table Vegas who kicked out after pit boss said he too drunk high bar Security came over, asked him say alphabet starting with "M" and he replied Malphabet"

Dumb Moments from The World's Precious Dullards

useless and loud machines that make noise for no reason

"Upstairs Neighbors Robots" Are Hilariously Terrible