If you don't think farts are funny, you're untrustworthy. Think about it. It's one of the only sources of humor that's completely universal and no one gets hurt permanently. There's absolutely no downside. So if you're out here saying this is childish, moronic, and only idiots could find this funny, you are right and you need to find some different company. Now here's a waffle maker that also makes farts.

“Birds Aren't Real” is a parody conspiracy movement with the express goal of getting the word out that the government has replaced every bird with a robotic replica. Given the opportunity to talk about his cause in the high stakes world of Chicago morning news, Peter McIndoe did this.

Life is all about those little things that just work. Like when you learn how to play “Mary Had A Little Lamb” with a dial tone or figure out that a calculator can say “BOOBIES." And this is very much one of those moments. Ladies and Gentlemen, 20th Century Fox on forcemeat.

Like any other new money-making opportunity, the world of Non-Fungible Tokens is filled with morons and scammers . For inspiration, just look at all the completely worthless digital coin options you can sink your money into and never get back. This opportunist took an extra step into the world of imaginary money by trying to convince an artist to give them their work, waving a magic wand over it, and then “giving” some of them back. Pretty neat stuff, dude. Very future. For another deluded idio…

We like Antiques Roadshow as much as we like weird insane crap, and these Antiques Roadshow re-captions make perfect sense to us. Keaton Patti let some true magic fly out of his noggin and did the world a favor by giving us these alternate antiques. Also we regret to learn that it looks like we've used our space machine wrong.

The first lesson here might be “don't drive your car aimlessly in circles at a crowded four-way stop.” But even if you do find yourself doing that, the second lesson would be “just look around to see if there are any cops around." Actually, if you're the kind of person who does this garbage, never mind, don't look for cops.

Sometimes we forget about the one-of-a-kind gem that is Steven Seagal. One day he's pretending to know martial arts, the next he's pretending to know how to run, and in this case he's doing the one-finger pullback while pointing his weapon directly at his co-worker's head.

Just in case anyone wants to engineer their own semi-functional bubble machine, all it takes is a fan, a coat hanger, an O-ring, some string, a cinder block, and something to strap it all together. It's one of those solid reminders that people can do literally anything they want to with their free time. But hey, it's not like we've engineered our own bubble machine, so points to this person for figuring it out.

When it comes to advancing human scientific achievement, we must dare to be bold. And KLobstar has done just that, throwing a Big Mac in an Air Fryer for about the same duration as a feature-length film. It's a good reminder that we can all answer the call of science, and no person is too small when it comes to furthering our understanding of the natural world. He also ate part of the burger. Smells like a Nobel prize. And burnt ketchup.

We love to see incompetent scammers become their own worst enemies. In this case it was a malicious stranger who claimed to be “Jeff the neighbor" but his riffing skills weren't up to par with the dude he chose to target. Hey, as long as we can waste a scammer's time while amusing ourselves, that's time they're not using to trick old or dumb people into actually giving them money.

It's like there was a contest.

It's a hard language, man.

If they're not from France they're just sparkling gems.

No reason is too small and weird.

Eh, sure, looks fine.

"Sure, that's fine."