Where's this guy from?

It's an open and shut case.

Every moment can be a learning experience.

These folks are far better off.

Not even good try.

Thanks for that.

It's not totally out of the realm of possibility. Santa Clause himself is known to have been the star of some freaky German fairy tails featuring pickled children and sacks of heads. So to think that the character “Jack Frost” is actually a nose-eating serial killer is sort of in line with the origins of the holiday season anyway. Throw in the fact that there are at least two Jack Frost themed horror movies starring a killer snow man, and you've got a recipe for a dark tale of almost reasonable…

It's the dadliest catch.

Chortle away!

Sometimes it wasn't their fault. Sometimes.

Close enough.

It's a 12 hour flight.

Why are people like this.

Well, they're the future anyway.

What a twist.

Love is about commitment. Commitment to the bit.