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Horrible and stupid names people gave kids | posted by MelyssaRave My neighbor 12th kid. His parents named him Twelver gotta be worst ever seen.

Horrible Names People Encountered

If you see your name in here, all you can do is blame your parents.
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Obvious stuff that people realized way too late | posted by weakenedstrain 42 here song Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid and egg never knew why Robin would lay and egg seemed so random and weird Just this winter, walking down hallway at work finally clicked into place: Robins are birds. Birds lay eggs. Yep. Sharp tack over here.

Obvious Stuff People Learned Way Too Recently

Sometimes things make sense.
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Askreddit of people who had strange house rules growing up | posted by anxiousjellybean My mum used pay be my own babysitter between ages 10-14 or so rule as long as didn't make mess and put myself bed by time she got home then got $10 morning.

House Rules People Thought Were Normal Until They Grew Up

You take a lot of things for granted as a kid.
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Stories of times people trusted their gut and avoided a close call | guessthisis_me had gut feeling should pull my wallet and phone out my purse. Not even 20 seconds later get mugged man dragged across sidewalk and stole my purse BUT all he ended up getting juice box and my birth control.

Close Calls And Gut Feelings That Saved People's Skin

Sometimes those eerie feelings have a point.
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Stories of times people got too much information | post by MylesWithay Ok, Starbucks barista here working drivethru and some lady comes asking an iced coffee with heavy cream pay no mind as 's not even close my weirdest order. She gets window and starts trying explain motifs behind getting this drink By way not getting this caffeine constipated

People Who Got Wild TMI from Near Strangers

Some folks are just more comfortable sharing, apparently.
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Stories of people's dumb mistakes | PianoManGidley opening can food my cat, and some gravy got on my finger. My brain went on autopilot and licked my finger clean regretted immediately.

Dumb Moments That Made People Question Themselves

There are times when all you can do is wonder.
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Funny Tumblr moments | sarahsquarah: So this lady came this morning and walked up front desk greet us before gasping loudly and saying forgot my dog" She forgot bring her dog with her vet

A Healthy Mish-Mash of Tumblr Gems

Weird premises, snowballing half-forgotten ideas and overly specific pop-culture lore.
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People share the dumbest thing they've heard someone say | post by ImReallySorryMom Friend high school told he didn't take SAT because he heard 's easier second time does make fucking sense

Wildly Dumb Things People Were Told

Not everyone's brain is working all the time.
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Stupid and insane things people did as kids | sippindrank Tried look at sun with magnifying glass.

Stupid and Insane Things People Did as Kids

Great ideas all around.
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Unsafe and lazy coworker gets caught on phone | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by asherMorte He's finally gone, and all had do nothing Do know guy at work every one hates rude, obnoxious, lazy one no one quite understands he still has job? Well mines name Bob months Bob "partnered" himself up with with lovely 90/10 split work. Any time called out on he got more and more obnoxious, and if actually possible did less and less work.

Unsafe Coworker Who Can't Be Bothered on Phone Gets Caught on Phone

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Mechanics share dumb things people did to their own cars | Had customer once who had their oil light come on and couldn't figure out top oil up. He thought might have worked like his boat motor so he poured jug oil his fuel tank.

Dumb Things People Did to their Own Cars

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Stories of bad parent teacher conferences | She had received 97% on an essay, and she and her mother were both tears demanding be reprimanded and re- trained unfair grading policies think my mouth agape entire time.

Teachers Share Their Worst Parent-Teacher Conferences

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Stupid ways people tried to get out of escape rooms | post by shit_m_lady woman pulled out power drill her purse and exclaimed she'd have them out there no time actually had go and explain yes goal is escape but 's more fun actually do puzzles and try solve room. Also who carries power drill their purse?

Stupid Ways People Tried to Solve Escape Rooms

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People's stories of their dumbest purchases

Regretful People Share their Dumbest Purchases

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Times ignorant rich kids had to deal with the real world.

Times Spoiled Rich Kids Had Their World Burst By Real Life

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People tell stories of basic information they realized way too late in life.

Obvious Things People Realized Way Too Late

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